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Author Topic: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !  (Read 5480 times)

LuckyKobold

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2015, 05:13:53 pm »
So delicious, But that stomachache, And later when you had to use the bathroom...

DO NOT WANT.

But still,Awesome.
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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2015, 05:17:00 pm »
Quote from: wierd on January 23, 2015, 02:11:23 pm
This looks like fruit smoothie to me.

Now, since it's a roast.. perhaps it's a fruit leather?
This is what I will believe from now on.
It's just a massive block of fruit leather.
Glorious.
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Urist McWhatTheHellGuys?

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2015, 06:37:50 pm »
You've got to feel sorry for the dwarf that eats it, almost half his bodyweight in fruit...
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Urist Tilaturist

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2015, 07:56:56 am »
No. He could just share it if he were not so stupid.
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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2015, 08:51:48 am »
Quote from: Urist Tilaturist on January 24, 2015, 07:56:56 am
No. He could just share it if he were not so stupid.
That's an oxymoron.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2015, 09:40:10 am »
No, Dwarves aren't dumb, Just really Arrogant.
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Urist Tilaturist

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2015, 10:11:40 am »
Dwarves see no problem with making workshops from soap. They are fairly dumb.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2015, 10:19:04 am »
That's not stupidity, That's making the most out of resources.
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Urist Tilaturist

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2015, 10:22:30 am »
Until the dwarf tries to quench his newly forged steel sword in a soap trough and find that it has dissolved. Making the most of inappropriate resources sounds more accurate.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2015, 10:25:35 am »
Well what other use would a dwarf have for soap?
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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2015, 10:27:00 am »
Cleaning themselves, maybe? That is the most obvious application.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2015, 10:28:23 am »
Cleanliness? Be gone with your Elven Witchcraft!
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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2015, 10:32:25 am »
No, dwarves get a happy thought from having a wonderful soapy bath. It is elves who are dirty.
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On the item is an image of a dwarf and an elephant. The elephant is striking down the dwarf.

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LuckyKobold

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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2015, 10:34:15 am »
Are you telling me that a dwarf should clean combat gore? He Blasphemes against Armok!
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Re: Oy Fikod, look at me roasts! I Planepacked 'em !
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2015, 12:46:57 pm »
Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 10:25:35 am
Well what other use would a dwarf have for soap?

Build bridges duh :P

and yes, this was an epic roast
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