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LuckyKobold

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You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« on: January 20, 2015, 04:14:55 pm »

You are an Slightly Insane False Prophet, This is an SG in the same world as my You are a Warlord thread and events will impact the other thread. Now why is your religion false?

Your Deity Is Insane.

Your Deity Is Lazy.

Your Deity Is Cruel, Petty and Weak.

Your Deity doesn't exists at all.

You're Deity isn't actually a Deity but something else entirely.

Alright pick one and then I can start the update choices. Sorry about the lack of depth but I'm currently drowning in Kittens and My Hermit Crab Zorlack has failed to assist me.

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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2015, 04:21:27 pm »

Our Deity is not an actual deity, instead he is our quite unalive pet cat.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2015, 04:34:24 pm »

Our deity is insane, and is currently feeding random snippets of other god/prophet communications to us when we ask it for help.

"Oh great one, how may I save these crops?"
The third barrel is poisoned.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2015, 04:37:11 pm »

Our deity is insane, and is currently feeding random snippets of other god/prophet communications to us when we ask it for help.

"Oh great one, how may I save these crops?"
The third barrel is poisoned.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2015, 04:37:31 pm »

Our Deity is really random radio broadcasts, which we (think) we receive by grinding our teeth
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2015, 04:38:24 pm »

Our deity is insane, and is currently feeding random snippets of other god/prophet communications to us when we ask it for help.

"Oh great one, how may I save these crops?"
The third barrel is poisoned.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2015, 04:38:40 pm »

Our deity is insane, and is currently feeding random snippets of other god/prophet communications to us when we ask it for help.

"Oh great one, how may I save these crops?"
The third barrel is poisoned.
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Yes.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2015, 04:40:05 pm »

Y'know, when I first saw the name I thought it was Prophet running this game for some reason. Then I checked if it was.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2015, 04:58:37 pm »

Ha Ha, OK so pick a start location for your insanity.

The Far Northern Tundra: The people here are savage, ruthless and fearsome in combat. They worship the Norse Pantheon and the climate is frigid and cold. There are few people here and they mostly live in coastal villages. There are many monsters here.

The Southern Plains: The people here are very poor, Although there are a few rich nobles and most craftsmen aren't destitute, The poor largely resent the nobles and worship the Greek Pantheon Although there are many Cults, They mostly live in isolated farming villages although there are a few large towns in the area. There are very few monsters here and some doubt their Resistance.

The Western Swampland: The people here are very few and the area is mostly populated by nomadic tribes of Animal Men. They worship pagan idols and Fell Beasts  that are feared by all. There are very few villages here. There are more monsters than there are people here.

The Eastern Forests: The people here are hardy and stubborn. Some worship the Greek Pantheon although most worship a Mysterious Force that permeates the forest. There are very many small villages scattered throughout the area, Although there are few large settlements. There are some monsters here.

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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2015, 04:59:22 pm »

Western Swamp.
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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2015, 05:00:32 pm »

Western Swamp. There is something about Fell Beat that talks to me.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2015, 05:01:16 pm »

Your talking to Beats? You truly are insane!

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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2015, 05:19:48 pm »

I haven't lived there for fifteen years, but sometimes at night, I still hear a pounding.


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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2015, 05:20:43 pm »

Pardon?

LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Slightly Insane False Prophet
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2015, 05:24:04 pm »

You have one day/coupla hours to vote on a location, Then you can pick your starting units.
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