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Author Topic: You are a Warlord(SG)  (Read 7667 times)

LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2015, 05:34:40 pm »
Bermp.
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Andres

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2015, 05:40:00 pm »
Kill slaughter death murder him. Also, make mental note to barter down the price for having our ship repaired.
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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2015, 05:41:34 pm »
"Some git around here's leading a bandit gang with a bounty. An me and my band are the bounty hunters.

Tell me where'ed you get that fine jewelry? Steal it?"

Lets try and take this guy alive for the bonus.
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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2015, 05:44:49 pm »
Right, we get more if we keep him alive. Let's hack at his sword arm and club him in the head with the back of our axe. That should keep him down. (Why do we have a mace when we lead a band of axemen? Ah well, it's good for us in this case.) Knock up his head, light-like.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2015, 05:47:06 pm »
(This isn't the leader, He's just a high ranking mook.)
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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2015, 05:48:04 pm »
Interrogate him then.
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Andres

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2015, 05:48:45 pm »
In that case we should knock him up-side the head and not bother making it a light tap. Yell out to our boys to capture the half-orc and kill anyone who's running away or holding a weapon.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2015, 05:48:54 pm »
(How, And do you intend to go through with your alliance plan?)
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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2015, 05:52:26 pm »
Alliance plan? We're just here for the bounty. Anyone who drops their weapons can join us afterwards.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2015, 05:53:32 pm »
Quote from: Generally me on January 22, 2015, 12:55:11 pm
We should try to recruit the orcs then say that we killed them. Then raid all the unprepared villages

(This one.)
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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2015, 05:56:14 pm »
(I'd prefer if we just killed something now. Besides, we're warriors, not diplomats! We kill who we want and we don't ask if people want to join! They join or they die!)
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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2015, 10:32:54 pm »
"If any of you piss soaked fools wants to run you better do it now before we cut your head off!"

Then have the war band scream.

Then charge.

Maybe the orc survives?  Whatever.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2015, 10:07:32 am »
(OK Update soon.)
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2015, 10:35:10 am »
"Where'd you get that fine jewelry? Steal it?"

"Why yes as a matter of fac- Uh Oh."

"Charge! Take the sword man alive!"

"FOR ODIN!!!"

"Uh for the like gold and stuff..."

Your Northern Berserkers Charge and the bandits almost immediately set up a phalanx and stab a berserker in the stomach but they are quite unnerved when they keep charging. Even moreso when they start tearing out throats with their teeth. Wow, That was a total slaughter, To the point that the Berserkers didn't capture the swordsman alive, But there are probably more bandits deeper in the cave. The Berserkers charge inside and you hear screaming and the sounds of battle. Your Axemen are waiting for your orders.What do you tell them?

Spoiler: Gerard Hammond (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: troops (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: property (click to show/hide)

(OOC: Also guys the swordsman was just a watchman, Not the boss.)
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are a Warlord(SG)
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2015, 03:26:01 pm »
Blump.
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