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[4maskwolf]

4maskwolf, if you've lost interest, you may pass admin role role to me. Hopefully it won't end up as a game of passing admin title around, as I surely have time, determination and, hopefully, some writing skills

Go right ahead, I simply don't have the time for ths endeavor at the moment.

[Sarrak]

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_{Heirlooms taken 10/13: Lady's Grace (2. Bobeleth Bobari), Coat of Winds (4. Kirby IX), Bloodweave Mail (9. Lord Hansen the IXX), Drakefang (11. Canon Fader), Raven's Beak (14. Sarvex the Bloody), Demontongue (22. Klaus Klaussohn), Eviscerator (23. Boboroth Bobari), Bracers of War (26. Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth), Lifedrinker (27.Gerald Londeral), Shield of Titans (30.Lord Hansen XX)}

Spoiler: Playerlist! (click to show/hide)

4.
Name: Kirby IX (BlitzDungeoneer)
Side: B
Skill: Noble Heir
HP: 2/6
Weapon: Axe: 1-handed, 2-6 damage
Armor: Coat of Winds: 1AP, +2 Hit and Evasion
Shield: Large Shield: +3 to Parry

15.
Name: Freaky Fish Guy (darkpaladin109)
Side: A
Skill: Spearmaster
HP: 6/8
Weapon: Spear: 1-handed, 1-4 damage, If enemy is wearing Chainmail/Plate Armor (including Elven/Dwarven versions), lowers their Armor by 1 (to minimum of 1)
Armor: Armor: Chainmail: 2 AP
Shield: Large Shield: +3 to Parry

18.
Name: Sarkizz (swordsmith04)
Side: B
Skill: Draconic
HP: 7/7
Weapon: Short Sword: 1-handed, 1-4 damage, +1 to Evasion
Armor: Aketon: 1 AP
Shield: Small Shield: +2 to Parry

22.
Name: Alfred the Psychotic (Vivalas)
Side: B
Skill: Draconic
HP: 8/8
Weapon: Hatchet: 1-handed, 1-5 damage
Armor: Aketon: 1 AP
Shield: Large Shield: +3 to Parry

23.
Name: Armor MeGee (Salsacookies)
Side: A
Skill: Beard Friend
HP: 4/7
Weapon: Hatchet: 1-handed, 1-5 damage
Armor: Dwarven Chainmail: 3 AP
Shield: Small Shield: +2 to Parry

27.
Name: Gerald Londeral (solarlight)
Side: A
Skill: Noble heir
HP: 7/7
Weapon: Lifedrinker: 1-handed, 1-5 damage, 1 point of damage guaranteed to pass through armor, restores 1HP of the wielder when dealing at least 2 points of damage
Armor: Chainmail: 2 AP
Shield: Small Shield: +2 to Parry

28.
Name: Varis Wolfrock (Hawk132)
Side: B
Skill: Two-handed Mastery
HP: 8/8
Weapon: Two-handed Sword: 2-handed, 2-7 damage
Armor: Aketon: 1 AP
Shield: none (2H weapon)

29.
Name: Marsha Peters (wipeout1024)
Side: A
Skill: Axemaster
HP: 6/6
Weapon: Axe: 1-handed, 2-6 damage
Armor: Aketon: 1 AP
Shield: Large Shield: +3 to Parry

30.
Name: Lord Hansen the XX (Tavik Toth)
Side: B
Skill: Noble Heir
HP: 6/6
Weapon: Short Sword: 1-handed, 1-4 damage, +1 to Evasion
Armor: Aketon: 1 AP
Shield: Shield of Titans: +3 to Parry, gives +1 to Damage

31
Name: Hatcor the First (Hansen)
Side: A
Skill: Commander
HP: 5/5
Weapon: Short Sword: 1-handed, 1-4 damage, +1 to Evasion
Armor: Chainmail: 2 AP
Shield: Large Shield: +3 to Parry

Spoiler: Boss! (click to show/hide)

Name: Irondrake
Side: B
Skill: Gear Beast (multiple special equipment, extra HP, does not bleed)
HP: 16/16
Weapon: Large Steel Claws: 2-handed, 4-9 damage, -1 to Evasion
Armor: Heavy Metal Carapace: 4 AP, -1 to Hit and Evasion
Shield: none (2H weapon)

Spoiler: Waitlist! (click to show/hide)

32
Name: Sir Avery of Valencia (hiddenleafguy)
Side: A
Skill: Commander
HP: 7/7
Weapon: Flail: 1-handed, 1-4 damage, 1 point of damage guaranteed to pass through armor.
Armor: Plate Armor: 3 AP, -1 to Evasion
Shield: Small Shield: +2 to Parry

33
Name: Talisman (The Moonlit Shadow)
Side: A
Skill: Draconic
HP: 8/8
Weapon: Flail: 1-handed, 1-4 damage, 1 point of damage guaranteed to pass through armor.
Armor: Aketon: 1 AP
Shield: Large Shield: +3 to Parry

34
Name: Sath the Pale (Foxtrot)
Side: B
Skill: Two-handed Mastery
HP: 5/5
Weapon: Morning Star: 2-handed, 1-7 damage, 1 point of damage guaranteed to pass through armor
Armor: Chainmail: 2 AP
Shield: none (2H weapon)

Spoiler: Ze Graveyard! (click to show/hide)

Verin Wolfrock (Hawk132) became the first casualty of the battle, killed by Bobeleth Bobari's (Harry Baldman) long sword.
Lathian (swordsmith04) was the second victim of Bobeleth Bobari (Harry Baldman).
Saesenthessis (UXLZ) got her skull bashed in by the morning star wielded by Marissa Ann Patterson (wipeout1024).
Bobeleth Bobari (Harry Baldman), killer of two, had his heart opened by Sarvex the Bloody (Sarrak).
Bob (Salsacookies) has been felled by Kirby IX (BlitzDungeoneer).
Klaus, son of Klaus (HmH) got his head cut off by two-handed sword wielded by Sir Knightly (4maskwolf).
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III (NAV) has been heavily murderized by Sarvex the Bloody (Sarrak).
Canon Fader (Playergamer) got himself killed by Sarvex the Bloody (Sarrak)
Sarvex the Bloody (Sarrak), slayer of three enemies, got himself killed by Freaky Fishy Guy (darkpaladin109).
Luke (Lukeinator) paid highest price for underestimating Vaeran Wolfrock (Hawk132).
Tallow Knight (Xanmyral) got himself murdered by Sir Knightly (4maskwolf).
Marissa Ann Patterson (wipeout1024) lost her head for Geralt (UXLZ) and his mighty battleaxe.
Vaeran Wolfrock (Hawk132) bled to death.
The Return of The Stereotype Man (SaberToothTiger), the dagger master, had his skull split in two by Alfred the Psychotic (Vivalas).
Lord Hansen IXX (Tavik Toth) passed on, his throat punctured by Sir Knightly (4maskwolf).
Geralt (UXLZ) was eviscerated by Boboroth Bobari (Harry Baldman).
Boboroth Bobari (Harry Baldman) was run through by Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth (bigjaredmonkey).
Klaus Klaussohn (HmH) got his heart bisected by ruthless Grignr the Strong (NAV).
Sir Knightly (4maskwolf), after fighting off death for dozen times, was finally cut down by Alfred the Psychotic (Vivalas).
Grignr the Strong (NAV), a scheming warrior, was finished by Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth (bigjaredmonkey).
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth (bigjaredmonkey), a deathbringer, was killed in act of revenge by Gerald Londeral (solarlight).

[Sarrak]

Dark clouds were gathering in the skies, as if grieving for the death to come...

Kirby IX tried to take revenge onto crossbowman for his wounded hand, but ultimately it was him forced into defensive stature, the short dagger of his opponent being as deadly and precise as he remembered.

Lord Hansen IXX, the man of iron will, steeled himself once more for the oncoming enemies.

Meanwhile, Sir Knightly has finally found an opponent he deserved - mighty Geralt, who wielded his heavy battleaxe as if it weighted nothing. They exchanged blows and Sir Knighly was nearly struck, saved only by agility gained from his magical armor.

Freaky Fishy Guy, not content with leaving Lord Hansen IXX to recuperate, attacked him. The blow exchange turned extremely embarrassing for both of them, as they could not find a proper foothold on corpse-littered ground and stumbled around awkwardly.

Trials of The Return of Stereotype Man has not ended yet - another enemy went for his head. This time, it was draconic Sarkizz, wielding his shortsword with confidence befitting a master. Alas, crossbowman had much more experience with his dagger and only by using all his might could Sarkizz beat him to a standstill.

Not impressed in the least by this continuous assault, The Return of Stereotype Man firmly lodged another bolt into his trusty crossbow.

Bloody slippery ground foiled yet another pair of combatants - Boboroth Bobari and Geralt could not even exchange proper blows for the moment. Yet, Geralt was the first one to recuperate - and hacked his trusty axe into nobles leg, letting out a stream of blood and pained groan.

Alfred the Psychotic came for The Return of Stereotype man from behind - and though the latter had time to react, his deadly dagger could not parry a hatchet. And so he fell, blood oozing from the splitted skull.

Grignr the Strong arrives to help Team A!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Continue on the path of Brutally murdering my greatest foe yet, The Return of Stereotype Man!

Roll for Kirby IX: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for The Return of Stereotype Man: 6 = 6

Nothing happens.

Keep defending!

Lord Hansen the IXX Defends himself!

KIll the enemy with the biggest weapon

= Geralt
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Geralt: 4 = 4

Nothing happens.

Attuk Sir Bloodweavemail

Roll for Freaky Fishy Guy: 1, +2 = 3
Roll for Lord Hansen the IXX: 1, +1 = 2

Nothing happens.

Attack The Return of Stereotype Man.

Roll for Sarkizz: 4, +1, +1 = 6
Roll for The Return of Stereotype Man: 6 = 6

Nothing happens.

Reload.

The Return of Stereotype Man reloads his weapon.

Well, fuck that guy. Go cut Geralt in half instead. If that doesn't work, try separating Sarkizz or Alfred the Psychotic from their vital organs.

=Geralt
Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 1 = 1
Roll for Geralt: 1, -1, +1 = 1

Nothing happens.

Remove Bobari's legs!

Roll for Geralt: 6 = 6
Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 4 = 4
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

Boboroth Bobari has 4/7HP left!
Boboroth Bobari starts bleeding!

For Vivalas: Attack the enemy with the lowest HP

= The Return of Stereotype Man
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 5 = 5
Roll for The Return of Stereotype Man: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

The Return of Stereotype Man has -1/5HP left!
The Return of Stereotype Man had his skull opened!

Armor McGee raises his mighty shield in self-defense.

Armor McGee defends himself!

BLEEDING:

Flip: Tails
Lord Hansen IXX stops bleeding!
Flip: Heads
Boboroth Bobari now has 3/7HP left!

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Objectives reminder!
Soldiers of the Alliance of Four Republics: (Team A)
Cut down the city guards and reach Irondrake machine to complete the first stage of the siege! (10/10 killed)
Guards of Zaxxarivnjath, Citadel of the Dragon: (Team B)
Cut down through the enemy soldiers and reach Vanessa Waverider! (8/25 killed)

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((Critique & advice would be appreciated.))

[Harry Baldman]

A perfectly serviceable turn, that.

Try cutting Geralt in half one more time. It should be totally fine, right?

[NAV]

Double up on Geralt. If he's already dead, then murderize Sarkizz.

[UXLZ]

Finish Bobari off.

[swordsmith04]

Attack Sir Knightly.

[Tavik Toth]

Attack weakest foe!

[4maskwolf]

Attack the guy who is attacking me

[Salsacookies]

Swing my axe around a bunch

[darkpaladin109]

Stab Sir Whatshisname again.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Kill that damnable bastard already! Kill! Kill!

Die!

BURN.

[Vivalas]

MORE BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED! DESTROY SIR KNIGHTLY!

[Sarrak]

BlitzDungeoneer
Tavik Toth
4maskwolf
darkpaladin109
swordsmith04
Harry Baldman
UXLZ
Vivalas
Salsacookies
NAV

My, all actions in. I'll start working on update

[Sarrak]

Distant flash of lightning highlighted the figure of Sir Knightly, proudly standing among the fallen - and not a few warriors of renown thought that he is, undoubtably, their next target.

First one to react was Kirby IX. Angered by the death of his main adversary, he struck like wind, easily avoiding the slow defensive block and striking true into his enemy's ribcage. Fast the blow might be, though, strong it was not. The brick of the impact was nullified by Sir Knightly's armor and the rest - by his sturdy bones.

Lord Hansen IXX, seeing an opportunity to be of use to his allies, tried to finish the distracted Sir Knightly. Alas, where Kirby had succeeded with ease, he could not. The point of Sir Knightly's sword found his throat - and Lord Hansen IXX slumped to the ground. His fabled armor only prolonged the agony, trying to heal Lord Hansen IXX until he finally breathed his last.

Having no time to spare, Sir Knightly turned onto Kirby IX. Had he properly aimed - and it could have gone badly for Kirby IX, as he slipped on the ground, his shield and cloak once again saved him from a certain death.

Not giving a moment of rest, Sarkizz emerged from the battle to finish already tired Sir Knightly. But swordmaster was not as weakened as he seemed to be, and finally, it was Sarkizz who shielded himself from the mighty strike.

Meanwhile, Boboroth Bobari and Geralt both understood that from their duel, only one would emerge. Foregoing defense, they exchanged mighty blows - and Geralt was one moment late, his axe slipping from his hands as Eviscerator carved bloody path through his body, nearly splitting it in two.

It seemed that Sir Knightly was bound to die today, as the fourth opponent emerged - this time, Alfred the Psychotic laughed madly as he jumped closer to swordmaster. They exchanged mighty blows - again, again... They disengaged, both slightly battered but no worse than they were.

Armor McGee sprung into midst of the battle, swinging his axe wildly - only to be taught a lesson by Kirby IX, who easily struck his arm with his own axe. Once again, no damage had passed dwarven chainmail. A strange thought occurred to Kirby IX - what if his weapon has already dulled from the unending battle?

Grignr the Strong had high expectations for this battle. He observed the enemies, noticing the bloody demise of Geralt, and assaulted the one that seemed most adequate for his skill - draconic Sarkizz. Against this carefully planned attack, Sarkizz stood no chance. Sword struck into his body, which immediately started to mend the wound.

Boboroth Bobari cursed silently, as more and more blood left him through the grievous leg wound.

Klaus Klaussohn and Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth arrive to help side B push attackers back!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Kill that damnable bastard already! Kill! Kill!

Die!

BURN.

Oh no! He's dead!
Roll for random enemy: 1, Sir Knightly
Roll for Kirby IX: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Sir Knightly: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Attack weakest foe!

Roll for the weakest: 1, Sir Knightly
Roll for Lord Hansen the IXX: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

Lord Hansen the IXX has 0/7HP left!
Lord Hansen is no more!

Attack the guy who is attacking me

=Anyone
Roll for random enemy: 1, Kirby IX
Roll for Sir Knightly: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Kirby IX: 1, +2, +2 = 5

Nothing happens.

Stab Sir Whatshisname again.

He is nowhere to be found.

Attack Sir Knightly.

Roll for Sarkizz: 5, +1, +1 = 7
Roll for Sir Knightly: 5, +1 = 6

Nothing happens.

Try cutting Geralt in half one more time. It should be totally fine, right?

Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 3 = 3
Roll for Geralt: 2, -1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 9-2 = 7dmg

Geralt has -3/6HP left!
Geralt was eviscerated!

Finish Bobari off.

He was the first to strike.

MORE BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED! DESTROY SIR KNIGHTLY!

Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Sir Knightly: 4, +1 = 5

Nothing happens.

Swing my axe around a bunch

Roll for random enemy: 1, Kirby IX
Roll for Armor McGee: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Kirby IX: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for damage: 3-3 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Double up on Geralt. If he's already dead, then murderize Sarkizz.

=Sarkizz
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 4
Roll for Sarkizz: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg

Sarkizz has 5/7HP left!


BLEEDING:

Flip: Heads
Boboroth Bobari now has 2/7HP left!

REGEN:

Sarkizz's wounds mend themselves together!
Sarkizz has 6/7HP now.