NORMAL:
Kill that damnable bastard already! Kill! Kill!
Die!
BURN.
Oh no! He's dead!
Roll for random enemy: 1, Sir Knightly
Roll for Kirby IX: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Sir Knightly: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg
Nothing happens.
Attack weakest foe!
Roll for the weakest: 1, Sir Knightly
Roll for Lord Hansen the IXX: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg
Lord Hansen the IXX has 0/7HP left!
Lord Hansen is no more!
Attack the guy who is attacking me
=Anyone
Roll for random enemy: 1, Kirby IX
Roll for Sir Knightly: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Kirby IX: 1, +2, +2 = 5
Nothing happens.
Stab Sir Whatshisname again.
He is nowhere to be found.
Attack Sir Knightly.
Roll for Sarkizz: 5, +1, +1 = 7
Roll for Sir Knightly: 5, +1 = 6
Nothing happens.
Try cutting Geralt in half one more time. It should be totally fine, right?
Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 3 = 3
Roll for Geralt: 2, -1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 9-2 = 7dmg
Geralt has -3/6HP left!
Geralt was eviscerated!
Finish Bobari off.
He was the first to strike.
MORE BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED! DESTROY SIR KNIGHTLY!
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Sir Knightly: 4, +1 = 5
Nothing happens.
Swing my axe around a bunch
Roll for random enemy: 1, Kirby IX
Roll for Armor McGee: 2, +1 = 3
Roll for Kirby IX: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for damage: 3-3 = 0dmg
Nothing happens.
Double up on Geralt. If he's already dead, then murderize Sarkizz.
=Sarkizz
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 4
Roll for Sarkizz: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg
Sarkizz has 5/7HP left!
BLEEDING:
Flip: Heads
Boboroth Bobari now has 2/7HP left!
REGEN:
Sarkizz's wounds mend themselves together!
Sarkizz has 6/7HP now.