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[darkpaladin109]

Attack a random enemy.

[4maskwolf]

Haspen: you might want to remove hansen from the death list

Edit: And also remove one from our kills-till-completion count.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Continue attempting to murderize The Return of Stereotype Man.

[4maskwolf]

*bump*

[Haspen]

Hmmm.

BlitzDungeoneer
wipeout1024
Tavik Toth
4maskwolf
darkpaladin109
Hawk132
swordsmith04
SaberToothTiger
Harry Baldman
UXLZ

Ahhh, right, all actions are in. Somehow I thought I was missing one. Turn later today.

[Haspen]

Kirby IX have ran to take a stab at The Return of Stereotype Man, but what a miracle it has become! Here came the dagger of the crossbowman, and it stabbed Kirby IX the Untouchable in the left hand. It was a mere scratch, but it was a wound and there was blood trickling and the pain was felt by Kirby's nerves. Lo and behold, it was beginning of the end for Kirby IX.

In the meanwhile, Marissa Ann Patterson and Lord Hansen IXX decided to continue their defending stances.

Freaky Fishy Guy then attacked a random enemy, which turned to be Geralt. The latter have fought admirably, but in the end the spear of the Fishy Guy stabbed Geralt in the guts.

By then, Vaeran Wolfrock was at The Return of Stereotype Man's heel, the battleaxe swinging above the head of the crossbowman. But the marksman wasn't going to give up. He even deflected the axe, which saved his life - but it wasn't enough to stop the axe that slid across his cheek and shoulder, cutting deep. Then again, without the dagger, his head would be split in two by now instead!

So naturally, The Return of Stereotype Man declared his need for revenge for those ugly wounds. With Vaeran still close, he lifted, pointed, and pulled the trigger of his crossbow. Vaeran Wolfrock was shot right in the chest, nearby his heart, and the wound began to weep bloody tears.

Afterwards, Boboroth Bobari attempted to get rid of Lord Hansen IXX. But Boboroth wasn't skilled enough to pierce the strong defenses of the Lord Hansen, and the battle ended without any bloodshed.

The same cannot be said about the duel between Geralt and Marissa Ann Patterson! The goddess of luck and fate wasn't on the side of the defender this time; while first few blows were deflected, one directed at Marissa's head was not. Lo, and the head began to fly in a wide arc. Blood gushed from the neck stump as Geralt rejoiced in his first kill!

Meanwhile, Vaeran Wolfrock stumbled about and fell to the ground. The bleeding was too much for him and he perished, pale on face.

Alfred the Psychotic reinforces Team B!
Armor McGee arrives to help Team A!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Continue attempting to murderize The Return of Stereotype Man.

Roll for Kirby IX: 1, +2, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for The Return of Stereotype Man: 6 = 6
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Kirby IX has 5/6HP left!

Defend.

Marissa Ann Patterson Defends herself!

Defend!

Lord Hansen IXX Defends himself!

Continue murderizing of current enemy with lowest hp

=Lord Hansen the IXX
Roll for Sir Knightly: 6 = 6
Roll for Lord Hansen the IXX: 5, +1, +1, +2 = 9

Nothing happens.

Attack a random enemy.

Roll for random enemy: 5, Geralt
Roll for Freaky Fishy Guy: 4
Roll for Geralt: 1, -1 = 0, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-1! = 2dmg

Geralt has 4/6HP left!

Shoot Stereotype Man. With my axe. In the head.

Roll for Vaeran Wolfrock: 3 = 3
Roll for The Return of Stereotype Man: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+1-2 = 3dmg

The Return of Stereotype Man has 2/5HP left!

Shoot Wolfrock.

Roll for The Return of Stereotype Man: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for Vaeran Wolfrock: 2, +1, -1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-1! = 3dmg

Vaeran Wolfrock has 1/8HP left!
Vaeran Wolfrock is losing blood rapidly!

In case he's not dead, kill Lord Hans some more.

Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 5 = 5
Roll for Lord Hansen IXX: 2, +1, +1, +2 = 6

Nothing happens.

Tear the nearest enemy to shreds!

Roll for random enemy: 1, Marissa Ann Patterson
Roll for Geralt: 5
Roll for Marissa Ann Patterson: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 7+1-2 = 6dmg

Marissa Ann Patterson has -5/8HP left!
Marissa Ann Patterson has been beheaded!

BLEEDING:
Flip: Heads
Lord Hansen IXX now has 3/7HP thanks to Bloodweave Mail!
Flip: Heads
Vaeran Wolfrock has 0/8HP left!
Vaeran Wolfrock has died of bleeding!
Flip: Tails
The Return of Stereotype Man stops bleeding from his wound.

[Harry Baldman]

Well, fuck that guy. Go cut Geralt in half instead. If that doesn't work, try separating Sarkizz or Alfred the Psychotic from their vital organs.

[swordsmith04]

Find a weak spot in Marissa Ann Patterson's armour.

Missed me. I go before UXLZ in the turn order, IIRC.

If nothing happens retroactively, attack The Return of Stereotype Man.

[Salsacookies]

Armor McGee raises his mighty shield in self-defense.

[darkpaladin109]

Attuk Sir Bloodweavemail

[Hawk132]

Name: Varis Wolfrock
Side: B
Skill: Two-handed Mastery
HP: ?
Weapon: ?
Armor: ?
Shield: IS USELESS

[wipeout1024]

Name: Marsha Peters
Side: A
Skill: Axemaster
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

[UXLZ]

Remove Bobari's legs!

[Haspen]

Both added.

[4maskwolf]

KIll the enemy with the biggest weapon