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[Haspen]

BlitzDungeoneer
wipeout1024
Tavik Toth
4maskwolf
Sarrak
Xanmyral
Playergamer
darkpaladin109
Lukeinator
Hawk132

Well, just uno more. Adding solarlight's to waitlist now.

[4maskwolf]

killy kill kill the enemy with the lowest health.

[Haspen]

Blitz seems to be MIA so someone post for him.

[Tavik Toth]

Attack random foe and/or player!

[4maskwolf]

Bump

[Haspen]

With fury of thousand angry toads, Kirby IX randomly attacked Sir Knightly. But Sir Knightly wasted no moment and managed to take contrl of the duel's pace and intensity. Unfortunately the magical cape of Kirby IX prevented Sir Knightly from even scratching his opponent.

Marissa Ann Patterson began to defend herself once more; nearby, Sir Hansan IXX did the same just in case.

Sir Knightly then attempted to kill the weakest and most wounded of his enemies - that being Sarvex the Bloody. But Sarvex wasn't happy about such plan and with help of his shield, despite being greviously owunded, he managed to escape further harm.

Moments later, Sarvex was attacking someone else, and that was Canon Fader. With a clean strike of his artifact ax, he perforated Canon Fader's skull, allowing his brain to breathe.

In the meanwhile, Tallow Knight lazily attacked Marissa Ann Patterson. His laziness must've gave to Marissa as she lazily tried to defend herself, and failed. The spike of Tallow Knight's halberd struck her deeply in the chest, and she collapsed lifeless.

Alas, all good things come to an end; Freaky Fishy Guy jumped upon Sarvex who barely started celebrating his newest kill and stabbed him in the guts. Vomiting blood all over, Sarvex collapsed and died.

In his pride and vanity, Luke decided to attack Vaeran Wolfrock, seemingly thinking that shield-less enemy is an enemy easy to kill. Alas, in the fury of the duel, Vaeran swung his battleaxe far and hard and it smashed into Luke's eyes; but the blade didn't really stop before half of Luke's head fell off in a short arc, exposing his pinky, bloodied brain to all.

Sarkizz arrives to help his comrades from Team B!
The Return of Stereotype Man and Boboroth Bobari arrive to join Team A!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Kirby: Attack random foe and/or player!

Roll for random enemy: 2, Sir Knightly
Roll for Kirby IX: 2, +2, +2 = 6
Roll for Sir Knightly: 5 = 5

Nothing happens.

Keep on defending.

Marissa Ann Patterson Defends herself!

Continue defending.

Sir Hansan IXX Defends himself!

killy kill kill the enemy with the lowest health.

=Sarvex the Bloody
Roll for Sir Knightly: 5 = 5
Roll for Sarvex the Bloody: 4, +2 = 6

Nothing happens.

It's me or him. Or that another spear wielder, if Canon falls before I get to him.

Roll for Sarvex the Bloody: 5 = 5
Roll for Canon Fader: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-1! = 3dmg

Canon Fader has -1/8HP left!
Canon Fader is no more!

Tallow Knight yawns and contemplates what he would have for his mid-afternoon third snack as he kept making vague stabbing motions towards Marissa.

Roll for Tallow Knight: 5 = 5
Roll for Marissa Ann Patterson: 2, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-1! = 4dmg

Marissa Ann Patterson has 1/8HP left!
Marissa Ann Patterson is now seriously bleeding!

Attack Sarvex!

Severe case of dead prevents this!

Do the spearing thing again. AKA attack Sarvex, and if he's already dead, just attack a random enemy.

Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 6 = 6
Roll for Sarvex the Bloody: 2, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Sarvex the Bloody has -1/7HP left!
Sarvex the Bloody has been killed!

Go for Vaeran

Roll for Luke: 3, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for Vaeran Wolfrock: 5 = 5
Roll for damage: 8+1-1 = 8dmg

Luke has -1/8HP left!
Luke has been pulverized!

Take Canon Fader's head. In case his head is already taken, settle for Luke's face.

Unfortunately, both managed to happen!

BLEEDING:
Flip: Tails
Marissa Ann Patterson stops bleeding!

[4maskwolf]

Rinse and repeat.  Kill enemy with lowest health.

You forgot to roll bleeding for ann paterson, to see if she died from it.

[Harry Baldman]

Try this new axe of mine on Tallow Knight. Let's see if we can do something about that HP.

[darkpaladin109]

Help attack Tallow Knight. He must pay for cooking and eating many of my fellow grotesque mutant fish-men!

[Sarrak]

Marissa is not dead yet, but Canon Fader is (graveyard tells lies!)

Name: Sir Ottan the Sturdy
Side: B
Skill: Healthy
HP: You start with random of 8 to 11 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:

[Haspen]

Yes, I derped there. Fixed all, and Marissa got bleeding stoppage. Lucky :v

[Hawk132]

Return of Stereotype Man doesn't really need his face, methinks.

[SaberToothTiger]

"God bless GAWD!"
Shoot Hawk-o-Wolf.

[Tavik Toth]

Attack weakest foe!

[Xanmyral]

Hmm. The tallow knight rumbled to himself and decided he tired of attacking Marissa. He instead turned to Freaky Fish Guy and started lazily jabbing at him, wondering when was the last time he had properly prepared fishman flesh.