NORMAL:
Lock on on Strategos!
Roll for Kirby IX: 2, +1, +2, +2 = 7
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III: 4, +1 = 5
Nothing happens.
Keep on defending!
Marissa Ann Patterson is Defending herself!
Kill Klaus.
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III: 2, -1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for Klaus, son of Klaus: 6 = 6
Roll for damage: 1+1-2 = 0dmg!
Nothing happens.
Axe Kirby again. I really wanna know his answer >:{D
//You keep on forgetting to close yer 'b' tags, salsa, it's screwing with my coding all the time >:I
Roll for Bob: 1, -1, +2 = 2, lost!
Roll for Kirby IX: 2, +2 = 4
Roll for damage: 5-1 = 4dmg
Bob has -1/9HP left!
Bob has been murderized!
Attack whoever was attacking me last!
Unable to, rolling for random enemy instead
Roll for random enemy: 3, Sir Knightly
Roll for Lord Hansen IXX: 6 = 6
Roll for Sir Knightly: 2, -1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg
Sir Knightly has 3/5HP left!
Kill him again! If he dies, go kill Kirby!
Roll for Sir Knightly: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Klaus, son of Klaus: 1, +1, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 7+1-2 = 6dmg
Klaus, son of Klaus has -2/8HP left!
Klaus, son of Klaus has been killed!
"I immediately regret this decision!"
Defend.
Too late for that!
Finish Strategos. If he dies before that, invite Canon Fader for a duel.
Roll for Sarvex the Bloody: 6 = 6
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III: 3, -1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-1! = 4dmg
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III has -2/7HP left!
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III dies horribly!
Tallow Knight continued the assault on Marissa!
Roll for Tallow Knight: 4 = 4
Roll for Marissa Ann Patterson: 5, -1, +1, +1 = 6
Nothing happens.
Duel Sarvex the Bloody.
Roll for Canon Fader: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for Sarvex the Bloody: 1, +1, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg
Sarvex the Bloody has 4/7HP left!
Sarvex the Bloody starts to bleed!
BLEEDING:
Flip: Heads
Sarvex the Bloody now has 3/7HP and is still bleeding!