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[UXLZ]

Get revenge on Marisa, a Dragon knows no fear! Attack!

Aim for the ovaries!

[wipeout1024]

Attack, and Aim for Saesenthessis' genitals!

[swordsmith04]

Attack the Strategos again.

[Salsacookies]

"Oww."
Kill Lord Hansen. He Hurt me.

[Tavik Toth]

Attack the man who is trying to kill me!

[4maskwolf]

Kill Verin.  If he's dead, go after the person with the axe on the other team who isn't the noble.

[NAV]

Kill Lathian.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

more berserking

[4maskwolf]

After this turn, please auto my character until their death.

[Haspen]

UXLZ
Harry Baldman
Hawk132
BlitzDungeoneer
wipeout1024
NAV
Salsacookies
swordsmith04
Tavik Toth
4maskwolf

Oh, derp, I counted wrong. Turn coming up in an hour or two.

[Haspen]

Without delay, Saesenthessis decided to enact vengeance on Marisa Ann Patterson for wounding her so badly. The draconic warrior rushed against the woman and the flail struck her in the thigh, bruising it. It will take a bit with that spiky ball to kill Marisa and claim vengeance.

Bobeleth Bobari stabbed at Verin Wolfrock. The long sword struck him in the head and cut off the left ear, while Verin fell to the ground, uncounscious and not regaining his feelings till he expired amongst the cobblestone of the road.

While this happened, Kirby IX ran toward Strategos Tacticus Logisticus and struck at his arm. Blood gushed and the commander had to move away. Fortunately, the wound didn't cause terrible bleeding.

Marisa Ann Patterson then decided to show her gratitude to Saesenthessis and attempted to kill her. But Saesenthessis came out strong and ready for counterattack, thus making Marisa postpone her vengeance and defend herself from the flurry of counterattacks.

Undeterred by his wound, Strategos Tacticus Logisticus launched himself upon Lathian with desire to murder the elven collaborator. The commander danced with the caped man before striking him in the abdomen. By the will of the gods, the wound was shallow and didn't bleed at all.

"Ow." Said Bob when Lord Hansen IXX dared to hit him. That wouldn't stand! Therefore Bob rushed at his arch enemy once again. This time, his axe struck true and drew the blood of the hostile nobleman. The wound was only slight, however.

Moments later, Lathian attacked Strategos Tacticus Logisticus. They have clashed once more, and this time it was Lathian was that victorious. His spear plunged deep into the soft belly of the enemy commander, hurting his guts badly and causing them to bleed - only for a moment, as they would find out later.

Lord Hansen IXX, slighted by the cut he received from Bob, attacked him. Alas, the shield that Bob held was quite big and protected him from the furious strikes of the nobleman's axe.

After that happened, Sir Knightly decided and attacked Kirby IX. With a powerful swing of his weapon, Sir Knightly hoped to kill the pink-colored warrior. But the power of the cape and the large shield made Kirby IX almost untouchable, and he easily dodged every single attack.

Klaus, son of Klaus arrives to help Team B!
Team A still fights defensively!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Get revenge on Marisa, a Dragon knows no fear! Attack!

Roll for Saesenthessis: 4 = 4
Roll for Marisa Ann Patterson: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg

Marisa Ann Patterson has 7/8HP left!

Stab at Ms. (?) Wolfrock again, only this time do it better.

Roll for Bobeleth Bobari: 5
Roll for Verin Wolfrock: 4, +1, -1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 5-1 = 4dmg

Verin Wolfrock has -1/7HP left!
Verin Wolfrock has been killed!

Verin is actually a man. Shouldn't have shaved before the battle, makes it harder to recognize his gender. Sex aside, gotta take the enemy commander's head.

Not in this life, nope!

more berserking

Roll for random enemy: 3, Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III
Roll for Kirby IX: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg

Strategos Tacticus Logisticus has 5/7HP left!

Attack, and Aim for Saesenthessis' genitals!

Roll for Marisa Ann Patterson: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for Saesenthessis: 2 = 2

Nothing happens.

Kill Lathian.

Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus: 4 = 4
Roll for Lathian: 1, +1, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg

Lathian has 3/7HP left!

Kill Lord Hansen. He Hurt me.

Roll for Bob: 6 = 6
Roll for Lord Hansen IXX: 1, +1, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg

Lord Hansen IXX has 6/7HP left!

Attack the Strategos again.

Roll for Lathian: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Strategos Tacticus Logisticus: 2, +1, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-1! = 3dmg

Strategos Tacticus Logisticus has 2/7HP left!
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus is now bleeding!

Attack the man who is trying to kill me!

Roll for Lord Hansen IXX: 5 = 5
Roll for Bob: 4, +2 = 6

Nothing happens.

Kill Verin.  If he's dead, go after the person with the axe on the other team who isn't the noble.

=Kirby IX
Roll for Sir Knightly: 4
Roll for Kirby IX: 3, +2, +2 = 7

Nothing happens.

BLEEDING:

Flip: Tails
Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III stops bleeding!
Flip: Tails
Bob is no longer bleeding!

REGEN:

Saesenthessis now has 3/5HP!

[wipeout1024]

Continue attacking Saesenthessis!

[Harry Baldman]

In the name of House Bobari, retrieve that severed ear. Add to necklace. Then stab Lathian.

[swordsmith04]

Assault Tacticus Logisticus once more!

[Hawk132]

And here I hoped I wouldn't be the first one to bite the dust.

Back to the killing floor.

Name: Vaeran Wolfrock
Side: B
Skill: Two-handed Mastery
HP: ?
Weapon: ?
Armor: ?
Shield: FOR THE WEAK