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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!  (Read 35479 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2015, 10:24:04 pm »

"Tallow Knight, take out Marissa! Show her a good time!"

Tallow knight puffed and huffed as he trotted on the field, taking a deep breath and steadying his corpulent mass.

"AYE!" The knight (of sorts) then charged Marissa with his halberd! "Ya got less gristle on you than my mid-morning sub-afternoon brunch!"

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #91 on: January 24, 2015, 01:00:43 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2015, 01:17:59 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2015, 02:50:29 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2015, 02:52:30 pm »

You forgot a skill.

Again :P
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2015, 02:55:24 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #96 on: January 24, 2015, 10:13:32 pm »

Axe Kirby a "brutal" question :)
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #97 on: January 26, 2015, 10:00:22 pm »

Bump.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #98 on: January 27, 2015, 08:47:10 am »

As the battle raged, Bobeleth Bobari ran toward Kirby IX, who was waiting! A flurry of strikes and parries occured before Bobeleth staggered backwards, cluthing his heavily bleeding wound.

Kirby IX, having repelled Bobeleth, turned toward Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III with intent of murdering the enemy commander. And then, when his axe connected - it slid over the iron rings of the mail, doing naught but maybe helping Strategos ponder his life so far in a bout of instinctual fear.

While Marissa Ann Patterson prepared to defend herself, Strategos Tacticus Logisticus III decided to attack a fewllow, but hostile, commanding officer - Klaus, son of Klaus. The latter however fought bravely and skillfulyl, and didn't let Strategos even a slightest chance on scoring a wound.

Bob attempted to ask Kirby IX a brutal question on brutality. Unfortunately, Kirby IX refused to participate in the survey and dismissed Bob with a hand wave.

Sir Hansen IXX continued to defend himself; in the same time, Sir Knightly rushed against Klaus, son of Klaus. Alas, the skillful commander, with help of his shield and the sword, managed to escape harm once more!

Then, in something that could be seen as tactical mistake, Klaus, son of Klaus, counterattacked Sir Knightly. But the enemy of Klaus had his adrenaline still high and, seeing that his enemy does not run away, counter-rushed him! Shock and terror came upon Klaus as the two-handed sword slashed on his chest, opening a mighty wound that began to trickle and spit precious blood!

Sarvex the Bloody then spotted the wounded and bleeding Bobeleth Bobari. He jumped unto him, and they exchanged blows for a moment; before Sarvex swung his terryfying axe like a pickaxe strikes ore; the sharp head of the Raven's Beak struck deep into the cavities of Bobeleth, leaving him a gaping hole where his heart was. And so perished Bobeleth Bobari, and his necklace will never be expanded upon again!

Shortly after that happened, Tallow Knight decided to attack Marissa Ann Patterson. But the woman was on the defensive and seen her opponent approach in time. Her morning star's handle provided for makeshift parrying item, and she managed to evade Tallow Knight's blows. Klaus, son of Klaus then groaned, as the blood continued to run away from his body.


Canon Fader arrives to replace the fallen fighter from Team A!
Team A is still fighting Fiercely!
Team B is still fighting Defensively!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #99 on: January 27, 2015, 09:58:14 am »

Kill Klaus.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #100 on: January 27, 2015, 11:33:29 am »

"A shame... You wasn't strong enough..."

Finish Strategos. If he dies before that, invite Canon Fader for a duel.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #101 on: January 27, 2015, 12:58:31 pm »

Just one more...
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« Reply #102 on: January 27, 2015, 01:31:51 pm »

Attack whoever was attacking me last!
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« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2015, 06:45:39 pm »

Axe Kirby again. I really wanna know his answer >:{D
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.1! Waitlist always open!
« Reply #104 on: January 27, 2015, 06:58:09 pm »

"A proper noble gentleman to fight? Of course I'll accept!"

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