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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2015, 02:01:49 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 18, 2015, 01:58:41 pm
Mark your territory right on his face!
+1 to this. Things involving urinating on someone else's face are always the best choices.
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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2015, 02:13:30 pm »
You demand he be your friend, "Squeak." the other welpling doesn't like you.
You pee on the welp's head, the welp doesn't really approve of this.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2015, 02:16:05 pm »
Whataver. He is now your slave now. Demand that he gets you food or else he shall suffer your wrath!
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2015, 02:17:51 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 18, 2015, 02:16:05 pm
Whataver. He is now your slave now. Demand that he gets you food or else he shall suffer your wrath!
+1

If he tries to walk away, say that he made you pregnant and that you're going to sue him.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2015, 02:21:37 pm »
Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 18, 2015, 02:17:51 pm
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 18, 2015, 02:16:05 pm
Whataver. He is now your slave now. Demand that he gets you food or else he shall suffer your wrath!
+1

If he tries to walk away, say that he made you pregnant and that you're going to sue him.
+1000
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LuckyKobold

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2015, 02:23:04 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 18, 2015, 02:21:37 pm
Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 18, 2015, 02:17:51 pm
Quote from: Magnumcannon on January 18, 2015, 02:16:05 pm
Whataver. He is now your slave now. Demand that he gets you food or else he shall suffer your wrath!
+1

If he tries to walk away, say that he made you pregnant and that you're going to sue him.
+1000

+1, Also attempt to determine our gender. We need to know whether we're gonna hold princes or princesses for ransom when we grow up.
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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2015, 02:42:51 pm »
You demand the welp get you some food, it goes off to do whatever it is welps do.
You look at your gender stuff, your probably a male.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2015, 02:46:16 pm »
((Probably?))


Eat a corpse then. Urinate on any other welp attempting to eat it.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 02:48:01 pm by Magnumcannon »
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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2015, 02:47:27 pm »
Acquire Princess. Build Tower. Admire Princess. Engage in High Level Princess Nabbing Fantasies
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BIRDS.

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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2015, 02:48:25 pm »
Say "You made me pregnant, and now you just walk away without saying anything? I'm going to sue you, you filthy son of a wyrm!" to the other welpling.
We didn't know we were a male, so he probably doesn't know too.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2015, 02:55:42 pm »
Try to fly. We will gain tactical mastery of the skys.
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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2015, 03:08:41 pm »
Your gender stuff isn't very obtuse, and its much less visual confirmation and more feelings.
You eat off of another pulped pile of meat that was at one time a desirable creature until your again full.
You take a while to search for a squeaky vermin pet, odd associations come to you for reasons you don't understand.
You try to build a tower, but all you have is meat and blood to build with and it ends up a another pile of meat.
You imagine your squeaky vermin pet, so soft and tiny.
You look at the pissed on welpling you doubt a female would believe it got anyone with brood.
You shake your wings about, this isn't easy at all, you cant get flying.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2015, 03:16:37 pm »
Wonder where's mommy dragon
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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2015, 03:26:19 pm »
You wonder about your mother, and get some abstract feelings like the one for looking for shiny things.
You think she will not be coming back.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: You are welpling
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2015, 03:27:00 pm »
Explore the cave and look for something interesting.
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