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Author Topic: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.  (Read 6509 times)

Nidilap

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2015, 09:24:01 am »
Find a shotgun and start going postal on my captors.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2015, 08:53:50 pm »
Quote from: Migue5356 on January 16, 2015, 07:48:33 am
Examine the room. Find teletransportation device.
(5) Amazing! A box capable of going through time and space!

Quote from: AoshimaMichio on January 16, 2015, 07:50:08 am
Stomp my feet on the ground and cause massive shockwave originating from me.
(4) Because of alien physics you cause a massive shockwave, plastering almost all the aliens against the walls, giving them the appearance of a rather nasty pie one of your cousins gave you at one point.

Quote from: Orange Wizard on January 16, 2015, 08:45:11 am
Develop a condition whereby I can sneeze on demand. Also figure out if I can act during the five seconds of time-stoppedness.
(4) If you punch yourself in the stomach then you sneeze, you can indeed, act in the time freeze.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on January 16, 2015, 08:49:21 am
Destroy earth. Somehow?
(4) You command your alien fleet to move in and annihilate Earth, Earth is utterly pulverized!

Man, your toy alien ships are awesome, you're going to need a new Earth globe though, this one is dust.

Quote from: Nidilap on January 16, 2015, 09:24:01 am
Find a shotgun and start going postal on my captors.
(3) You manage to find a shotgun, you deliver it by post to your doctor, he appreciates the kind gesture.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2015, 09:05:37 pm »
Use my timey-wimey skills to sneeze my way out of the asylum. Eat anyone who tries to stop me.
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Nunzillor

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2015, 09:10:48 pm »
Convince the sane that they are mad and the mad that they are sane.  Then, stroll out of the asylum leaving the new patients and doctors to fend for themselves.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2015, 09:13:01 pm »
Find alien fleet.
Become commander. Prefferably by beating up old commander.
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Haveroszaur

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2015, 02:18:44 am »
Breakdance!
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2015, 03:10:22 am »
Ascend into godhood while laughing maniacally!
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I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Yoink

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2015, 04:02:03 am »
Chew his face.
Chew it most vigorously.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Generally me

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2015, 10:19:42 am »
Create an army of loyal Cyborgs to give everyone hugs
« Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 04:08:20 am by Generally me »
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Prophet

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2015, 04:24:26 pm »
Convert other patients into cultists who worship me!
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2015, 04:34:10 pm »
Discover the lost art of technomancy.
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Migue5356

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2015, 07:16:59 pm »
Enter box and go to the future.
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Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2015, 09:53:43 pm »
USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO QUICKLY PREACH ABOUT THE COMMUNIST GOD!!!!
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LORD GOAT THE 120524TH

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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2015, 05:18:49 pm »
Use my super awesome ninja goat skills to  get into the vents
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Re: Blazing Glory's minimalism thing.
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2015, 06:59:34 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on January 16, 2015, 09:05:37 pm
Use my timey-wimey skills to sneeze my way out of the asylum. Eat anyone who tries to stop me.
(3) Your stomach quickly gets sore and you start sucking on a guard's finger.

Quote from: Nunzillor on January 16, 2015, 09:10:48 pm
Convince the sane that they are mad and the mad that they are sane.  Then, stroll out of the asylum leaving the new patients and doctors to fend for themselves.
(3) You convince some random doctors that they are insane, they get tossed in your cell.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on January 16, 2015, 09:13:01 pm
Find alien fleet.
Become commander. Prefferably by beating up old commander.
(6) You find the alien fleet hidden in the forest, and although you punched the alien commander in what appears to be his unmentionables, the aliens aren't too keen on taking orders from a 7 year old.

Quote from: Haveroszaur on January 17, 2015, 02:18:44 am
Breakdance!
(3) You wobble around and collapse onto the floor.

Quote from: AoshimaMichio on January 17, 2015, 03:10:22 am
Ascend into godhood while laughing maniacally!
(2) Zeus hits you in the head for impersonating a god, you are now half embedded in the wall.

Quote from: Yoink on January 17, 2015, 04:02:03 am
Chew his face.
Chew it most vigorously.
(6) You swallow it whole and you can't breathe from the obstruction in your throat.

Quote from: Generally me on January 17, 2015, 10:19:42 am
Create an army of loyal Cyborgs to give everyone hugs
(2) You put a tissue on your face in an effort to become a cloth cyborg, no one really cares.

Quote from: Prophet on January 17, 2015, 04:24:26 pm
Convert other patients into cultists who worship me!
(3) You convince some of the more insane patients that you are in fact, the god of hamburgers.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on January 17, 2015, 04:34:10 pm
Discover the lost art of technomancy.
(1) Anyone with a cellphone can control you, the GM also hits you for making him Google technomancy.

Quote from: Migue5356 on January 17, 2015, 07:16:59 pm
Enter box and go to the future.
(1) The box is now everywhere in time, a large amount of monsters are trying to get inside.

Quote from: poketwo on January 17, 2015, 09:53:43 pm
USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO QUICKLY PREACH ABOUT THE COMMUNIST GOD!!!!
(4) You preach about the god a Communism, the insane patients stop worshiping the god of hamburgers and worship him instead.

Quote from: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 18, 2015, 05:18:49 pm
Use my super awesome ninja goat skills to  get into the vents
(5) No one is really sure why a goat is here or how it got in the vents but that's what happened, you level up into the goat ninja master.

There's a new forum member and his first post is here! Everyone gets party hats for 1 turn.

(6) The world starts slowly pulsing, with every pulse you see a bayonet charge which quickly disappears.
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