My accidental-Hitler game is going absolutely awful.
In 50 turns since that previous post I accomplished absolutely nothing. I haven't managed to expand. Haven't manage to defeat anyone. Haven't even progressed a single iota towards the ritual.
Here's a screenshot:
As you can see, money is tough. I actually managed to break through quite a bit of Southern Lothern and stopped the Elves from completing the final ritual, but then they brought down 7000 angry racist elves to smack me back to Lothern, which I just barely held on to after a really epic siege defense. 2000 lizards vs 7000 elves.
Mazdamundi doesn't really do much but he does send the occasional stack down to invade me when I have absolutely nothing to defend. Itza too, the pieces of shit. It's why that top bit of Lustria has a little razed province. I was hoping I could use it as a buffer zone to prevent the AI from attacking me so much from that direction. Didn't really work. There was one particularly amusing moment when Itza sent two stacks of just Terradons.
The asshole Lizard-loving humans come from there too.
The Dark Elves are basically out of the picture. They got completely smashed by intervention armies, Norsca, rogue armies, and finally Mazdamundi planting his giant lizard dong straight up their bumhole.
The NE is basically a new Border Princes state with three rogue armies calling it home.
The main problem are the fucking Spine of Sotek dwarfs. There's an unlimited number of them. You can't see it in that screenshot, but 4 stacks are sailing across the ocean to invade me. That's AFTER I defeated 2 stacks on that little island in between us and 2 stacks that already made landfall. It never ends. They just keep coming and coming and coming like a tireless horde. What the hell is wrong with these Dwarfs?!
Oh, and my reputation still hasn't improved beyond unreliable. So I can't peace with anyone. Still constant, total war.
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I'm thinking the only way I can get out of this mess is to move as many armies as I can spare into Lustria and completely wipe out the Dwarfs once and for all.
Also one of the Dwarf 1-province nations I originally declared war on is still somehow existing. They managed to colonize some ruins way in the NW of the map where no one else is and I can't get to them to finish them off. Normally I wouldn't care, but as a parting gift they left a single max level thane sitting in the middle of my land constantly assaulting my garrisons.
I imagine a really REALLY angry dwarf on a one man crusade in Araby. I don't actually want to kill him, he's been there so long. Like a national treasure.