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Author Topic: The Almost War (FIRST MISSION BEGINS!)  (Read 36414 times)

Elfeater

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #375 on: January 30, 2015, 04:28:32 pm »

((Well, my main problem is that earthbenders would be useless on a boat, unless we hauled stone around on the airship, which would in turn cost more fuel.))
"And what's that Mr. Bandit?"
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LuckyKobold

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #376 on: January 30, 2015, 04:30:30 pm »

"Will you accept a Drinking Challenge? If I win you hire me, If I lose I just sneak onto your airship 'fore it takes off."

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #377 on: January 30, 2015, 04:36:16 pm »

"No, and if you sneak onto my airship I will hang you from the bow, please I am trying to run a business, not a charity." He motions for the man to leave.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #378 on: January 30, 2015, 04:42:00 pm »

"You're jus' scared you'll lose, I understand, I woulda just tried to burn the Airship, I'm not one to skulk 'Round. So uh, Whatcha doin' that's so importan' anyways?"

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #379 on: January 30, 2015, 04:47:27 pm »

He takes another puff on his cigar, "Business, now would you please take your leave as I discuss details with potential hires?"
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LuckyKobold

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #380 on: January 30, 2015, 04:50:52 pm »

"Alright, But first I need to ask you something."

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #381 on: January 30, 2015, 04:52:05 pm »

"What is it now?"
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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #382 on: January 30, 2015, 04:53:09 pm »

Zen waits patiantly for the guys sayso to shoo off the bandit.
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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #383 on: January 30, 2015, 04:53:27 pm »

"Why can't I come?"

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #384 on: January 30, 2015, 05:01:18 pm »

"Well, you barge over here, demand work, most rudely, you have expressed your hatred of firebenders loudly through the night, so I might end up with a blade in my back if I let you on my ship, not to mention saying you will set it on fire." He finishes his cigar. "Also you don't seem especially bright, which is something I look for in hires, like the wise Lord Shojo here. He raises his cup in toast. "Now I don't want to make a scene, but this is the third time I have asked you to leave."
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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #385 on: January 30, 2015, 05:06:35 pm »

"Fair 'Nough, So Long and good luck on yer Travels, C'mon Anybody who wants to come!"

Chong attempts to convince several equally racist drunks and bounty hunters to follow him, They then wander the streets looking for a fight.

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #386 on: January 30, 2015, 05:09:03 pm »

Laugh at the invitation to follow the crazy guy, inquire into the job from Mar.
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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #387 on: January 30, 2015, 05:11:18 pm »

"Hey Shorty You Laughin' At Me?"

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #388 on: January 30, 2015, 05:14:26 pm »

"You are a strange one to curse and bless the same man, in the same sentence."[color]
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: The Almost War (IT BEGINS)
« Reply #389 on: January 30, 2015, 05:16:42 pm »

"You are a strange one to curse and bless the same man, in the same sentence."[color]
((What do you mean))
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