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Author Topic: Ignore this. Internet error.  (Read 2279 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2015, 12:19:47 am »

Error43: The CPU is operating at 98% compacity,2% occupied by error diagnostics
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2015, 12:20:45 am »

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Error26: CPU cannot compute error while not assembled

Error 8: CPU causes paradox. Reality is broken.

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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2015, 12:39:31 am »

Error 72a: Monitor not found
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2015, 01:23:57 am »

Error 72b: Monitor found dead by roadside
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2015, 01:31:07 am »

Error 72c: Graphics card charged with murder
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2015, 01:31:22 am »

Error 72d: Monitor found surrounded by grieving loved ones and coworkers.
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2015, 01:32:28 am »

Error 74y: The real killer was the Mouse!
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2015, 01:34:48 am »

Please wait while Windows attempts to solve the error...
Acquiring SMGs...
Riddling mouse, family members, and coworkers with bullets...
Retrieving monitor...
Performing necromantic ritual...

Troubleshooting complete. Your monitor should now function correctly once again.
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2015, 01:35:59 am »

Error 75.1 Mouse input not detected
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2015, 01:37:26 am »

Error 76.4: Undead horde of mice, family members and coworkers interrupted connection
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2015, 03:25:51 am »

Error 45: The NSA is dispatched to deal with Undead Mice. Internet is shut down because of a secret conspiracy.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2015, 09:37:26 am »

Error45.5: Conspiracy found not secret
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2015, 11:53:04 am »

Error 301: Conspiracy moved to afterlife.
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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2015, 11:54:44 am »

Error-616: Afterlife_send denied, sending conspiracy packets to limbo.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Ignore this. Internet error.
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2015, 12:10:26 pm »

Error 59595959595959595955995959595: Limbo not found
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