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[Prophet]

"I have to disagree with the Grisha part. I also have to disagree that there are only three gods but the others are right you aren't very godly."

Okay, there are more gods. But as far as I know, none of them is a Scyther.

((We should make a bay12 forum mythology thread, with all kinds of forumites and forum stories as (demi)gods))

((That does sound like a really cool idea.))

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

((This might as well encompass forum mythology too))

[poketwo]

"I have to disagree with the Grisha part. I also have to disagree that there are only three gods but the others are right you aren't very godly."

Okay, there are more gods. But as far as I know, none of them is a Scyther.

((We should make a bay12 forum mythology thread, with all kinds of forumites and forum stories as (demi)gods))

I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE INSOLENT WARMONGERING BUGS. I AM RUSSIAN

((The idea is good))

[Quartz_Mace]

*Quartz Mace walks up to the Russian, banging his mace on his shield*
"I am French! I will taunt you!"

((Excellent idea))

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Don't french and Russian peeps get along though?

[endlessblaze]

Maybe it's a rivalry thing?

-is clearly amused-

[endlessblaze]

-With the eldritch ambominaton distracted this is a good time to end the Titan-

With this thought endlessblaze rushes at the Titan, and delivers a heavy slash to its neck, amplifying the swing with his dark power, and denting the metal "skin"

Grooooaaaaaa......

-It's weaking that seizure really got it, we might even be able to contain it now, to kill and harvest its metal or capture and hold it, showing our dominance to all?.....wait....maybe-
(Endlessblaze materializes a large crystal pulsing with power)

-maybe we can have both...but this is my last one....and there is no telling if it's powerfull enough...but still this idea-

Grrrr....

All right then.....YOU THERE (yells to a sword dwarf) I NEED A CAGE, BIG ENOUGH FOR A WAR DOG!

I'm not sure if you can understand me creature, but if you can listen well, this is an alter crystal, with it I will change your shape and size, I will also give you the abilty to reprproduce asexually, you will not be killed so long as you behave and your children will be made into pets, sources of metal and war beast. If this crystal lacks the strength to make these changes....it's possible you will be deformed or die....ready yourself.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Cryxis continues firing cheap metal arrows at the beast for his own entertainment

[endlessblaze]

(The crystal glows and the beast begins to change, wraped in bright light the beast begins to srink. When the glowing stops a dog sized and dog shaped beast of metal stands, chunks of metal scattered around it. The beast has very menacing looking claws, and its legs seem as if adorned in plate armor, it's red eyes glow somewhat weakly)

 (A droplet of dark metal ,somehow in a liquid state drops from one of the beast's claws)

(Endlessblaze places the beast in the cage and picks up the droplet after locking it)

Mmmm....the dropet.....this is the closest thing the beast has to an egg, I can feel it's faint life force.....drawing in ambient magic to sustain itself and grow.... I will take this with me and keep an eye on it...as for the beast I am not sure....what do you all think we should do with it?

We have enough metal left over from its changeing, and butchering it won't yield as much as before its change.

It needs no food or water, we could keep it locked up as a trophy and breeding stock.

[High tyrol]

(The crystal glows and the beast begins to change, wraped in bright light the beast begins to srink. When the glowing stops a dog sized and dog shaped beast of metal stands, chunks of metal scattered around it. The beast has very menacing looking claws, and its legs seem as if adorned in plate armor, it's red eyes glow somewhat weakly)

 (A droplet of dark metal ,somehow in a liquid state drops from one of the beast's claws)

(Endlessblaze places the beast in the cage and picks up the droplet after locking it)

Mmmm....the dropet.....this is the closest thing the beast has to an egg, I can feel it's faint life force.....drawing in ambient magic to sustain itself and grow.... I will take this with me and keep an eye on it...as for the beast I am not sure....what do you all think we should do with it?

We have enough metal left over from its changeing, and butchering it won't yield as much as before its change.

It needs no food or water, we could keep it locked up as a trophy and breeding stock.

the council of United merchants hereby requests that they be allowed access to several of the eggs of this wonderus creature think of the profit that could be made transporting these beasts to other fortress it could make this fort famous and allow merchants and nobles alike to be enriched. And it will also open up many new well paid  jobs for those in the middle class.
So its a win-win for everyone i think it likely that even communist sympathisers will agree in the development of a shipping supply line for this product.

[poketwo]

ARE YOU ALL COWARDS!!!!

[High tyrol]

ARE YOU ALL COWARDS!!!!

define coward.

[poketwo]

ugh, never mind.


FRENCHY, YOU DARE THINK YOU CAN STOP COMMUNISM!!!! YOU WILL FALL

the ?COMMUNIST GOD? fires a large fireball at the frenchman.

[endlessblaze]

Mmmm.....I would like to study the creatures first, I only had so much control over the alteration.

[High tyrol]

ugh, never mind.


FRENCHY, YOU DARE THINK YOU CAN STOP COMMUNISM!!!! YOU WILL FALL

the ?COMMUNIST GOD? fires a large fireball at the frenchman.

well we can stop it but not destroy or eliminate it it is much easier to just smash anything major by minor concessions and then anyone who keeps whining after that gets imprisoned or executed. And even a communist society needs merchants so as long as  I am not a citzen of a communist nation I can still trade with communists so long as they are reasonable and don't confiscate my goods. Speaking of communist there was recently a rebellion in the human lands and my cousin says they are paying over 50 billion urists for a single untrained cave dragon so let me be on my way to make a fortune. Wait I have already done that so maybe I should say make my 8th fortune for I have made a fortune 8 times.