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Author Topic: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people  (Read 40429 times)

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #75 on: January 15, 2015, 11:46:23 pm »

"Hello Prince Cryxis. I had just got done converting some human hobos into heretics when I heard you were having a party so I decide to visit."
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #76 on: January 15, 2015, 11:55:03 pm »

"Well sit down, stay awhile, maybe you the great prophet could figure out why this room of sulfur tables smells oh so funny?"
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« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2015, 12:00:33 am »

"Yes my liege."

*Prophet sits down on one of the chairs.*

"Normally I would suggest that everything wrong in the world is the non-heretics fault but I don't think they would dare ruin a prince's party. Have you looked under the table?"
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #78 on: January 16, 2015, 12:04:44 am »

"Ah yes under the table!"
Cryxis looks under the table, then back up with a grin.
"You know I was wondering why there were ropes along the tables. Looks like they are holding up rotting goblin corpses from a few weeks ago. That would explain the smell."
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2015, 12:09:40 am »

"Ah it is always good to torture a few of your peasants my liege. Makes them remember what happens when you don't obey."

*Prophet takes a book named The Book of Boulder out of his robe and begins to read it.*
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #80 on: January 16, 2015, 12:11:54 am »

"You and your dirty books. And call me by my name, you make me feel royal when you call me 'liege'. I'm not king quite yet. And it wasn so much torture for teaching it was more torture for figuring out why he hit the royal purple lever"
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2015, 12:16:31 am »

"OK. So how has your party been going Cryxis?"
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« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2015, 12:18:52 am »

"Fairly well, we agreed on setting up a communistic democracy for my peoe to do all the work while I approve/disapprove their actions. I'm still not sure if I should give my goblin servants helmets or not"
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« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2015, 12:24:09 am »

"I think you shouldn't because it is funny to watch them wither in pain on the floor."
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2015, 12:29:49 am »

Ya but their unconcious bodies can get in the way at times
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2015, 12:33:10 am »

"Maybe you could get a magma pit to throw useless servants into?"
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2015, 12:34:15 am »

Well they are useful when they get back up
Maybe I just need padded barrels
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #87 on: January 16, 2015, 12:37:01 am »

"Or padded servants?"
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #88 on: January 16, 2015, 12:56:56 am »

"So yes to helms?"
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #89 on: January 16, 2015, 01:11:38 am »

"Sure."
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