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[mainiac]

Maybe he means the speech to the evangelicals where he promised to free their minds and appoint anti-abortion judges?

[Wolfhunter107]

Think it's the speech today where he went after Clinton and recycled every Clinton controversy from the last 30 years.

[mainiac]

I feel like there is a fun game to be had.  You come up with descriptions of various controversial Trump speeches.  Then you wait for them to happen and see who is the best predictor.

[Playergamer]

Here you go, transcript.

[mainiac]

The fact is, we can come back bigger and better and stronger than ever before --Jobs, jobs, jobs!

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He repeated the small loan line.  I guess that's important to him personally?
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One of the first major bills signed by George Washington called for “the encouragement and protection of manufactur[ing]” in America.

Looks like Trump's pick for Treasury Secretary will be Alexander Hamilton.
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when the phone rang at 3 o'clock in the morning, she was sleeping.

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In 2009, before Hillary Clinton was sworn in, it was a different world.
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Iran was being choked by sanctions.
Egypt was governed by a friendly regime that honored its peace treaty with Israel.

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The father of the Orlando shooter was a Taliban supporter from Afghanistan

It would actually explain a lot about Trump if he has been mixing up the words "supporter" and "refugee" this whole time.  He doesn't want to let in refugees of ISIS.  He doesn't want to let in refugees of Latin American drug violence.  No wonder he thinks Washington is run by people who want americans dead.  They are letting in all these refugees of violence.
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Alright, I'm at my limit.

[Playergamer]

Alexander Hamilton!

[Sheb]

"If you vote for Clinton, everything will be horrible. If you vote for me, everything will be great"

[Playergamer]

When mainiac tries to defend a Taliban supporter.

[RedKing]

"If you vote for Clinton, everything will be horrible. If you vote for me, everything will be great"

Well, he's half right....

[TempAcc]

Pretty much :v

[wobbly]

Fast forward to 2013: In just four years, Secretary Clinton managed

to almost single-handedly destabilize the entire Middle East.

Quite the achievement. I'm impressed.

[Loud Whispers]

Fast forward to 2013: In just four years, Secretary Clinton managed

to almost single-handedly destabilize the entire Middle East.

Quite the achievement. I'm impressed.

It's really easy to destabilize the entire Middle East

It's doing the opposite that's a bit more difficult

[Frumple]

Fast forward to 2013: In just four years, Secretary Clinton managed

to almost single-handedly destabilize the entire Middle East.

Quite the achievement. I'm impressed.

What's really impressive about that is the amount of time travel and mind control that would have been involved for the statement to be accurate. Is Einstein actually still alive? Should I be expecting cyborg attack bears?

[Sheb]

Yeah, if she really did it alone, convincing hundred of thousands of Arabs to take to the streets, mind-controlling Assad to be an Assdhole etc etc I think we should vote for her, because she is a powerful wizard indeed.

[Frumple]

Assdholes may just be the most terrifying of canine species. What lead to them breeding out of dholes, the world may never know, nor wish to know.