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[penguinofhonor]

Miss Typical SJW sounds like a very ironic beauty pageant.

[Shadowlord]

That's a great idea. We should get Donald Trump to run it.

[mainiac]

I did an bing image search

Triggered.

[Frumple]

... so was it the bing search or the an that did it? Or both, I suppose.

[mainiac]

Check my prefstring then check your privilege.

[Egan_BW]

Nobody like mainic for it's google.

[Frumple]

Nobody like mainic for it's google.

I'll like mainiac for whatever reason I damn well please, whether it is google or not

[Willfor]

Nobody like mainic for it's google.

I'll like mainiac for whatever reason I damn well please, whether it is google or not

I think Egan_BW was trying to do a DF joke and then accidentally a word, and then also forgot that it has to be from a singular entity's point of view. Basically, 8.8/10 joke, completely botched, 8.8/10 joke.

[Frumple]

Yeah, was pretty sure of that myself. Rolled with it anyway :V

[Loud Whispers]

Can someone elaborate whether Bill Clinton probably was lolita express or not?

[Shadowlord]

I haven't heard anything about that except the quote someone pasted here.

This is amusing:

As far as much of the media is concerned, the Libertarian Party's nomination — which will be decided at this weekend's convention — is Gary Johnson's for the taking. The former governor of New Mexico and 2012 nominee has done a battery of media interviews, and his selection of former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld as a running mate has resulted in even more attention. Just last week, Weld became the party's first vice presidential hopeful to appear on a major Sunday talk show.

But the Rosen Centre Hotel, which is slowly being occupied by Libertarian delegates, might contain the nation's largest population of Johnson/Weld skeptics.

At a hastily scheduled Thursday night debate, before most delegates showed up, Johnson and Weld defended their records against candidates running as more purely libertarian. (None of them have, like Weld, felt compelled to release multiple statements explaining their old Second Amendment stances.) Austin Petersen, the 35-year-old, media-savvy activist who has become Johnson's readiest critic, was seen to have scored a point on the selection of Weld.

"In 2008, your vice presidential pick endorsed Barack Obama," Petersen said of Johnson and Weld. "In 2012, he didn't endorse Ron Paul; he didn't endorse you. He endorsed Mitt Romney. In 2016, he endorsed John Kasich. Why didn't your VP pick endorse you?"

Johnson did himself no favors with the answer. "First of all, beyond my wildest dreams, I asked Bill Weld to join me," he said. "You realize that we're running separately. But he's the original libertarian —"

The rest of that statement was drowned out by laughter.

There's more in the actual article, which also explains that it's possible for Johnson/Weld to lose the nomination.

[mainiac]

While the odds of Gary Johnson winning are very, very low, they are way higher then any libertarian candidate in a long time.  So naturally it's time for infighting between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea.

[Wolfhunter107]

Trump backs out of Sanders debate.

[Rolan7]

Okay that is literally the most disappointing news I've heard this entire election cycle.  I was REALLY looking forward to that ):

Based on the fact that the Democratic nominating process is totally rigged and Crooked Hillary Clinton and Deborah Wasserman Schultz will not allow Bernie Sanders to win, and now that I am the presumptive Republican nominee, it seems inappropriate that I would debate the second place finisher

Haha way turn turn "being a giant flip floppy chicken" into a clumsy attack on democratic cohesion.  Seriously, this guy isn't even close to a good leader or arguer.  He is ONLY audacious.  First the tax returns, now this...  what a sham.

[Loud Whispers]

"If you're in first place, you don't want to really debate a guy who's in second place," Trump said.

Never go full Muawiyah