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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17970 on: May 17, 2016, 05:35:36 pm »

... dude wants to get rid of Dodd-Frank? Well, if he gets elected and manages to do it, all I can say is I hope all of you like cooked books, because that thing was one of the best things to happen to US accounting practices in regards to integrity in a long damn time. Don't quite remember the details on that front, but I do quite remember the stuff it shuts down is some of the shit that led to junk like Enron's accounting practices, which was part of what let them do what they did.

Though I guess the details will come out when that economic policy plan does, assuming there's any actual details involved in it :V
Let's Read the Trump Economic Plan!
1st page: A big picture of a gigantic orange lizard in a wig... weird.
2nd page: The word "TRUMP" in 54 pt gold font.
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3rd page: 48 pt red font: "FUCK CHINA!"
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4th through 150th page: blank for some reason.

Armok wept tears of molten rock that guy hurts my brain. I mean, exactly what I just said I like about Obama, the sane moderated appearance he projects, ties back to him pointing out that "a strong and confident China is a safe one, a scared and weakened China which feels the need to prove itself on the world stage is not going to be easier to deal with" it seems. I mean, if you want a projected appearance of insanity for the public, let me do it, and let me try to maintain a sane and reasonable approach when dealing with the rest of the world maybe?

Eh, both Sanders and Trump have the same kind of message on China. Besides, why are you singling out the message on China? Although, are you talking about Trump or Sanders here?
I like Bernie, I really do, I'm an "if men were angels, this would be heaven" theoretical anarchist, functional socialist, but Bernie sounds like he is confused if he's that far from Obama on the idea that China should be encouraged to grow into a healthy and sane world power, and that it would be great if it could be grateful for our support in this. It's a sad day when Hillary is our most sane candidate (Obama grouched about her hawkishness) but unless Bernie has some master scheme to use his hard left push as collateral to be given up trying to accomplish more reasonable movement to the left, it's true.

I'm certainly not the most sane, but I can probably fake it better than Hillary.

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17971 on: May 17, 2016, 05:52:52 pm »

Vote Me 2016: It will probably take me a whole term before I can get all my supervillain schemes in place!

I'm sorry but I expect supervillainy from day 1 and will settle for no less.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17972 on: May 17, 2016, 06:01:40 pm »

Vote Me 2016: It will probably take me a whole term before I can get all my supervillain schemes in place!

I'm sorry but I expect supervillainy from day 1 and will settle for no less.
Hey, I'm gonna be on a hover platform in a cape, if that doesn't say "this guy is gonna have a heel turn in chapter 4" I don't know what does!
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17973 on: May 17, 2016, 06:40:32 pm »

Vote PTTG 2017: "You already missed election day, so why not?"
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17974 on: May 17, 2016, 06:51:13 pm »

Vote PTTG 2017: "You already missed election day, so why not?"

I'll vote for you twice!
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17975 on: May 17, 2016, 07:38:01 pm »

Friend linked me to Joe Goes visiting a trump rally.  Warning:  Not completely NSFW, the titties have pasties.
https://youtu.be/4GQtzUYSXEI
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17976 on: May 17, 2016, 08:34:58 pm »

The Kentucky democratic primary was today! The votes are almost completely counted, and it's very close. The race is usually decided by now so this is unusually tense for us.
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« Reply #17977 on: May 17, 2016, 10:40:28 pm »

Friend linked me to Joe Goes visiting a trump rally.  Warning:  Not completely NSFW, the titties have pasties.
https://youtu.be/4GQtzUYSXEI
I can see it now... hover platforms with bouncy titties campaigners.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17978 on: May 18, 2016, 03:24:59 am »

Jill Stein is hiring an epic memester graphic designer (and other jobs are there I guess)
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 - designing campaign newsletter templates which activate supporters
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Adding rarest of rare pepes to resume wish me luck #mtdew2016

(I know this isn't particularly news, every campaign is doing it now, but is anyone else intrinsically, deeply, and existentially, as well as sexually, and metamorphically bothered by this? Most politician's treatment of the internet reeks of newspeak - this whole campaign cycle has been nonstop #votersvote4myclickonmyhashtags and it's starting to drive me insane)
These people probably do not know what a meme is, and have only a vaguest idea of it based on somethign they heard on facebook who misunderstood based on something they heard on reddit, which they misunderstood based on something they heard on 4chan, who misunderstood and/or intentionally misconstrued the actual concept.

I dunno, if the US imploded their own economy by embargoing everyone and subsequently collapsed, it might be a net positive for the world.
It could be a net positive for me, for exchange rate reasons. But when the US tanked her economy in 2008, it was not a net positive for most of the world.

May god sa... OH WAIT, THERE IS NO GOD!
Go easy on the edge there, champ.

On that note, what would you all say to term limits on Supreme Court justices?
Considering the term length is "for life", I'd say they're already limited to one term each, under normal circumstances.

The USA could keep functioning at full bore for 50 years without any external inputs into the US economy? You're dreaming. How much of the shit you buy at Walmart, or anywhere else is actually "Made in USA"? The first thing you'd have going on is emptying of store shelves as people rush to stock up on everything, you'd have a ballooning black market, massive inflation and empty store shelves with scenes like the 1970's Soviet Union economic collapse.
We'll always have corn. At worst it might be like Russia, but it would never be like Ukraine.

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But a lot of the culture would be annihilated. Say goodbye to car culture, because few people will afford cars and you'll have to go for public transport. Say goodbye to American AAA games and Hollywood blockbusters.
And nothing of value was lost.

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As for the rest of the world, the complete disappearance of the USA might hurt for a few years, but basically the world economy would realign around new markets.
I think "a few years" is optimistic. Especially in Europe, there would be huge resulting problems for easily a decade, with minor repercussions remaining for as long again.
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Logically, we'd just start trading with each other instead.
That's assuming the deficits are of the same products that other people have surpluses of. Things are more complicated than that, and while everything would eventually work out one way or another, it would still hurt for a while.

I don't think that's a good comparison. We're talking 1 country vs the rest of the world here. I guess Americans think that if America is on one side, and "Rest of the World" on the other side, then it's a 50/50 debate, huh?
Looking it up, it's 17/60, in trillions of USD GDP. The US will have problems, but it's not like the rest of the world will be unaffected by missing out on more than a fifth of global GDP.

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Any single country that walls themselves off is clearly going to do a lot worse than the rest of the world who didn't. It's North Korea logic to think otherwise, and the fact that anyone can seriously consider otherwise is the interesting part. I'm thinking American exceptionalism here.
America also has a lot more domestic raw materials than North Korea.

I bash America a lot, but I'm bashing the people in charge and the people who support them. I'm not bashing the residents who want it to change, that'd be silly. Stop assuming I'm insulting you because I'm insulting your country. Unless you mean the extreme nationalist insult is actually wholly accurate.
Just because we hate our government doesn't mean people will like it if you hate our government. It's one thing if you call your wife a bitch, something else entirely if your neighbor calls your wife a bitch.

Modern-day France doesn't try to justify the mistakes France made in history. This is the problem people have. If the US government were to turn around and say, "Actually, these things were not a good idea" rather than trying to justify it then people would be ragging on past-US, not modern US.
Modern-day US doesn't think that the war in Iraq was a good idea any more.

Wow, it's a shock that the USA is behind Germany in aid spending in the Americas. My thought on that, is that for the USA, the local "backyard" is a source for cheap labor and resources. US Corporations have a vested interest in keeping the South underdeveloped, because it helps to keep American corporations globally competitive. Gotta put the sweatshops somewhere, right?
We also don't think of the Americas as being all that direly in need, because we see how they live more often. It's easier to imagine Africans or Asians as being utterly destitute, since it's not as common that people see how people live there and go "huh, this seems like a pretty nice life actually". Even a terribly low income doesn't seem as bad when you have no debt and get most of your food from the ejido.

Depending on the condition! Pretty sure there's some where the best are outside the US, though I forget which ones that's true for. Actually want to say gender reassignment was one of them
I've heard it's best in Brazil, though lack of regulation may be as much a factor as quality of service.

Theoretical rise associated with CO2 and methane emissions.
The following are true:
1. The average temperature is increasing
2. Atmospheric CO2 correlates to average global temperature
3. Nobody has successfully developed any model which can explain temperature trends without including human emissions.

So I think at this point it's a theory in the same sense that evolution is a theory.

Friend linked me to Joe Goes visiting a trump rally.  Warning:  Not completely NSFW, the titties have pasties.
https://youtu.be/4GQtzUYSXEI
I watched this the whole way through, and it was boring the whole way through, but the tits were nice I suppose.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17979 on: May 18, 2016, 03:54:56 am »

It could be a net positive for me, for exchange rate reasons. But when the US tanked her economy in 2008, it was not a net positive for most of the world.
Nor was it a net positive for Americans.

Looking it up, it's 17/60, in trillions of USD GDP. The US will have problems, but it's not like the rest of the world will be unaffected by missing out on more than a fifth of global GDP.
If the US economy spontaneously isolationist'd, everyone would be fucked over short-term, except possibly North Korea.
Long-term I think both blocs should recover. The biggest things would be a massive export market gone making everyone a bit poorer overall, and prices inside the US suddenly skyrocketing because no cheap labour.
Then the right-wingers take (even more) power, slavery is all but reinstituted, and cue Soviet-era bread lines, except not because the poor should pick themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard for their living.

Just because we hate our government doesn't mean people will like it if you hate our government. It's one thing if you call your wife a bitch, something else entirely if your neighbor calls your wife a bitch.
I'm sorry Crux, but your wife's a bitch.

Modern-day US doesn't think that the war in Iraq was a good idea any more.
To be fair I don't think anyone here is supporting the Iraq War in particular, but we did have a number of people being supportive of US interventionism.

So I think at this point it's a theory in the same sense that evolution is a theory.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17980 on: May 18, 2016, 04:00:11 am »

If the US economy spontaneously isolationist'd, everyone would be fucked over short-term, except possibly North Korea.
Long-term I think both blocs should recover. The biggest things would be a massive export market gone making everyone a bit poorer overall, and prices inside the US suddenly skyrocketing because no cheap labour.
This is true.
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Then the right-wingers take (even more) power, slavery is all but reinstituted, and cue Soviet-era bread lines, except not because the poor should pick themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard for their living.
This is not only speculation on incredibly shaky grounds, but contradictory. You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps if you're getting socialist handouts. Although it's true that it would polarize the US even more than the current situation, and might lead to the civil war that everyone's been kind-of-not-really wanting ever since the last one ended.

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17981 on: May 18, 2016, 04:02:02 am »

These people probably do not know what a meme is, and have only a vaguest idea of it based on somethign they heard on facebook who misunderstood based on something they heard on reddit, which they misunderstood based on something they heard on 4chan, who misunderstood and/or intentionally misconstrued the actual concept.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17982 on: May 18, 2016, 04:23:25 am »

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The "in the same way evolution is a theory" bit is clever sounding, but exactly what I was talking about with politics being far too involved in what should be a scientific process. Soundbites don't help anyone test a hypothesis, insinuating that someone who disagrees with you is probably one of the "Jesus didn't say nuthin 'bout no dinosaurs, 'n I ain't come from no monkey" crowd doesn't do much to further understanding either.

Great way to get elected though!

Vote Me in 2016: Keep your politics out of my science! I suppose using politicians as guinea pigs would be acceptable though.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17983 on: May 18, 2016, 04:30:20 am »

Do you really want to give politicians prototype treatments? That's how you get nanomachines, son.

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #17984 on: May 18, 2016, 04:33:31 am »

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1. What does the average temperature measure?
2. Does that mean: CO2 causes temperature changes, temperature changes influence CO2 levels, both are influenced by other factors in a similar fashion, or it is a coincidental correlation?
3. Does that mean it is not possible, or does it mean nobody understands the system well enough to accurately simulate it, or does it mean there is no money in simulations which don't achieve certain results, or perhaps the flawed understanding is coincidentally able to produce similar enough results when certain other assumptions are included?
4. Doesn't #3 imply that models are good at simulating climate trends? Are they? Do you understand how they work, and how they achieve their results?
1. Average planet-wide temperature.
2. CO2 causes temperatures to rise. We have known this since the nineteenth century.
3+4. Moot.
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