Bob Altemeyer and The Authoritarians ON TOURhhnnnnnnnnnnngggghhhhhh
Oh Goodie! Here comes good ol' Bob again, alerting us to the dangers of authoritarianism and social conformity by casting doubt on all dominant social norms except those enforced by his own in-group: "This and that group of people is
crawling with nasty authoritarians, but thank
God there are none within the sacred walls of the academe, or in the glorious bastion of freedom that is North-American center-left liberalism: Commies are bad and Nazis are worse, but liberal authoritarians are non-existent by definition – take that, shitlords! Our thoughts are always pure and our actions virtuous, and if America sometimes
happens to behave like a global fascist dictatorship, it's
entirely the fault of those evil high-RWA bastards in the Congress and the Senate! They just don't understand that politics is
not about conflicting interests and social dominance – it's about achieving a state of peace, tolerance, and politically neutral administration by unelected technocrats! Oh, and by the way, capitalism is basically a good thing if it has a lovely human face designed by a top-class PR agency. And corporate fascism is not really fascism at all if it's run by progressive college-educated liberals like me."
I have a hankering to write a scathing long-form critique of Altemeyer's horrible little pamphlet, but I probably shouldn't waste any more time on such a futile effort. I mean, why bother? It's not like this bullshit is his own product – he's merely channelling the Absolute Unquestionable Truths of global capitalism like a good submissive authoritarian.