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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1579042 times)

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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15795 on: April 01, 2016, 06:44:49 pm »

The Chinese :P

Not that the great wall was actually unmanned, but, you know.  Not enough to actually stop anyone from getting through.
Genghis Khan just went around it :)
Interestingly the Great Wall of China allowed for control of immigration, emigration, taxation upon the silk road and kept raiding nomads outside. Most of the times the wall failed was because they failed to maintain it, complete it, or else garrisoned it with people who left the gates open purposefully or otherwise, or merely surrendered when Mongols came knocking or tried using Manchus when they came knocking. It also demonstrates how effective use of logistics and key geographical choke points is more effective than waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall. Why couldn't the Chinese eradicate the northern nomads whilst maintaining military superiority? They simply could not extend their logistics to the deep northern interior, same way the French could not live off of the Russian land.
Though this is talking about walls from a military point of view and not a civil point of view, there are lessons to be learned. I am more fond of heavy-personnel with semi-permanent barriers, as fixed fortifications will be defeated eventually and are expensive to replace whilst semi-permanent are impossible to permanently circumvent because they can be replaced and change at will. As always, the biggest flaw to a wall is someone just opening the door. How did the Macedonian border fence fail? German activists let the migrants in :D
Though then again, there are the Israeli walls, the Kurd trenches or the Morocco Wall are proof where you really can build a "fuck off" wall where the only way in is with a guard's permission or incompetence

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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15796 on: April 01, 2016, 08:27:13 pm »

In some non-Trump related news, a massive corruption scheme centered around the oil industry has been uncovered, which implicates some of the world's largest companies, including Rolls-Royce, Haliburton, Siemens, and others. The amount of silence around such a major story from major news outlets is suspicious, considering it broke almost a week ago.

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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15797 on: April 01, 2016, 08:28:47 pm »

I'll believe it if something on it is published tomorrow. Today, I don't trust anything anyone says.
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15798 on: April 01, 2016, 08:39:44 pm »

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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15799 on: April 01, 2016, 09:34:31 pm »

I don't get why anyone posts actual news on April 1.

In other probably real news posted today,
State Department halts review of Clinton emails at FBI request



The U.S. State Department has suspended plans for an internal review of whether classified information was properly handled in former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's emails at the request of the FBI, a spokeswoman said on Friday.
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15800 on: April 01, 2016, 10:19:10 pm »

In some non-Trump related news, a massive corruption scheme centered around the oil industry has been uncovered, which implicates some of the world's largest companies, including Rolls-Royce, Haliburton, Siemens, and others. The amount of silence around such a major story from major news outlets is suspicious, considering it broke almost a week ago.

The original story.
The guys who caused 08 are still working

Nothing suspicious about this, it's plain as day how the cards are set

I don't get why anyone posts actual news on April 1.
Double bluff

In other probably real news posted today,
State Department halts review of Clinton emails at FBI request
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The U.S. State Department has suspended plans for an internal review of whether classified information was properly handled in former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's emails at the request of the FBI, a spokeswoman said on Friday.
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15801 on: April 01, 2016, 10:25:29 pm »

There are no jokes.

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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15802 on: April 01, 2016, 10:39:13 pm »

oil industry is shady. who knew. more news at 11.
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15803 on: April 02, 2016, 01:01:16 am »

So apparently he thinks it's IMPORTANT INFORMATION that we know someone in the election was using her service?

What difference, at this point, does it make?
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15804 on: April 02, 2016, 01:08:10 am »

Will it be Donald Trump or Ted Cruz who will be smeared with this?
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15805 on: April 02, 2016, 01:14:59 am »

So apparently he thinks it's IMPORTANT INFORMATION that we know someone in the election was using her service?

What difference, at this point, does it make?
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15806 on: April 02, 2016, 08:39:50 am »

Man the cards really are stacked

Dont worry, the Bataan death march of how many emails the old person sent from her blackberry will still have 100 FBI agents covering around the clock.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #15807 on: April 02, 2016, 09:11:32 am »

And another title change!
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #15808 on: April 02, 2016, 09:34:52 am »

The duck is DC Madam?
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15809 on: April 02, 2016, 10:02:59 am »

Man the cards really are stacked
Dont worry, the Bataan death march of how many emails the old person sent from her blackberry will still have 100 FBI agents covering around the clock.
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