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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1546214 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15765 on: March 31, 2016, 03:38:03 pm »

Trump gets himself into that mess with a refusal to actually state a position on a simple yes/no question.

"I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things"

His very good brain doesn't help him when it comes to answering the clear implications of previous things he's said.

That's because he's having to speak with low-energy reporters who can't possibly hope to understand the operations of a superior mind. If he were just talking to himself things would be clear as day.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15766 on: March 31, 2016, 04:05:36 pm »

Trump gets himself into that mess with a refusal to actually state a position on a simple yes/no question.

"I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things"

His very good brain doesn't help him when it comes to answering the clear implications of previous things he's said.

That's because he's having to speak with low-energy reporters who can't possibly hope to understand the operations of a superior mind. If he were just talking to himself things would be clear as day.

Now I want to see Trump interview himself.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15767 on: March 31, 2016, 04:09:09 pm »

Oh heck no.  That would literally go nuclear.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15768 on: March 31, 2016, 04:12:12 pm »

"YOURE BEING VAGUE !"

"NO MY POLICIES ARE WELL THOUGHT OUT AND DETAILED I HAVE THE BEST MIND"

"ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MINE ARE THE BEST I MAKE LOTS OF DEALS YOURE FIRED"

"YOU'RE FIRED"

"YOU'RE FIRED"

"YOU'RE FIRED"

"ILL SEE YOU IN COURT"
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15769 on: March 31, 2016, 05:06:38 pm »

If Trump buys a mirror can he create a toasty paradox where he fires himself, but needs himself to be able to fire himself, thus generating enough energy to solve the human species' energy needs for at least one lifetime?

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15770 on: March 31, 2016, 05:21:35 pm »

If Trump buys a mirror can he create a toasty paradox where he fires himself, but needs himself to be able to fire himself, thus generating enough energy to solve the human species' energy needs for at least one lifetime?

Trump cannot be stopped thus proving the second law of thermodynamics is false!!

Edit.- Long day at work. Dont judge me!!!
« Last Edit: March 31, 2016, 05:27:07 pm by SquatchHammer »
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15771 on: March 31, 2016, 05:24:39 pm »

What thermal dynamics?

Thermodynamics?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15772 on: March 31, 2016, 06:14:43 pm »

He went so hard hes now a CARTOON!!!
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15773 on: April 01, 2016, 03:43:12 am »

I would honestly be happy with whatever happens as long as Clinton does not get the nomination. I'm more considered with the things she has actually done rather than what the other candidates might do.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15774 on: April 01, 2016, 04:30:08 am »

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Trump supporter Ben Carson said Trump answered the abortion question poorly as he wasn’t expecting it to be asked.

Wow, it's a good thing that Trump isn't trying to get a job where it's important to be able to think on your feet. How dare they expect the President to have "answers" to questions they haven't been groomed for.

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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

At least Trump's got it right on global warming.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15775 on: April 01, 2016, 05:19:22 am »

Isn't the issue pretty much a staple of US poltics anyway? Are other trick/trap questions going to be questions on economic policy, immigration policy, unemployment,  terrorism, health care etc. etc.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15776 on: April 01, 2016, 06:20:09 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKuNkPRNKY0
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15777 on: April 01, 2016, 06:24:22 am »

*snrk*
Title change much?
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15778 on: April 01, 2016, 06:53:59 am »

Sort of looks like 'Marine LePenis'.
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Re: Marine LePen's Eurabian Politics Megathread
« Reply #15779 on: April 01, 2016, 07:44:35 am »

Wtf this isn't Europol thread
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