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[nenjin]

-Trump (How do you make a suit that expensive look sleezy?)

I would have gone with:

-Trump (He must be hiding those billions in valuation in the bags under his eyes.)

[penguinofhonor]

Mainiac, you're really undervaluing Bernie's hedonistic sex commune vibes.

[mainiac]

Mainiac, you're really undervaluing Bernie's hedonistic sex commune vibes.

If Sanders could dress up like a sex guru or something, that would help him channel his passion into sensuality.  But dressing up like my grandfather just ruins that whole vibe.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Sex guru or not, I got my vote in not long before the polls closed.

Hey RedKing, how'd you go on the ballot issue? I voted against it on the basis that the current administration probably would take the 2 billion from the non-UNC section of the education budget.

[mainiac]

Well it seems like we have enough Florida returns to conclude that the average attractiveness of the candidates is about to take a major hit.

[Dorsidwarf]

Well it seems like we have enough Florida returns to conclude that the average attractiveness of the candidates is about to take a major hit.

?!

Clinton and Bernie tied down to the vote, fused into single Democratic Insiderstremist Capitasocial Fleshbeing!?

[smjjames]

It was actually pretty clear early on that Trump was going to win, the ratio has stayed roughly the same throughout.

Meanwhile, it's looking like Kasich would get Ohio and it's a competition between Trump and Cruz in NC.

[Wolock]

Though NC is pure proportional, so it's less ''Who won?'' than ''By how much?''

[smirk]

BAM! Between the nice weather outside and then the gigantic storm cell and sudden tornado warning, I got to the polls with precisely 1 minute to spare. I Bernie'd the SANDERS out of that ballot. Today was a good day.

[Loud Whispers]

Would you vote for a candidate under the premise they are a sex god?

[penguinofhonor]

Literally or figuratively?

[smirk]

...wasn't I already? O_o

[MrRoboto75]

Would you vote for a candidate under the premise they are a sex god?

Part of the republican debates was about Trump's wiener.

[smjjames]

Rubio has dropped out of the race.

Also, my Republican Hunger Games entry thing is absolutely screwed. lol.

[mainiac]

Though NC is pure proportional, so it's less ''Who won?'' than ''By how much?''

It's does indicate that Cruz is winning support as the anti-Trump candidate where he didn't have it before.  He didn't do nearly as well in any adjoining state.  So congrats North Carolina!  You guys are a bastion of support for Cruz.

Rubio has dropped out of the race.

Doesn't that man even care about our predictions game?