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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1584948 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14535 on: March 14, 2016, 05:56:30 pm »

No, it means he's actual literal Hitler.

Parallels, no matter how much of a reach, are obvious proof.  And if things don't line up, well obviously Hitler wouldn't make it obvious he's Hitler.

Evidence for is evidence for.  Evidence against is also evidence for.  Who did I learn this rhetorical tactic from?  You guessed it!  Hitler!
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14536 on: March 14, 2016, 05:59:43 pm »

Just to be clear, my post says nothing about any intended implications. I'm just bringing it up for your reading pleasure.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14537 on: March 14, 2016, 05:59:49 pm »

No, it means he's actual literal Hitler.

Like time traveler Hitler?  Hitler brain in a jar put in a vat body?  Be specific here.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14538 on: March 14, 2016, 06:00:28 pm »

Both at the same time.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14539 on: March 14, 2016, 06:03:14 pm »

Why has no one demanded to see his birth certificate yet?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14540 on: March 14, 2016, 06:06:17 pm »

Dude's already time traveling. He kills the grandparents of whoever makes the demand.

E: Also re: Redcap political symbol: It should totally be a pike stabbed through an american flag donkey and an elephant. If you're going to use the word you should use it to the hilt.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14541 on: March 14, 2016, 06:08:46 pm »

Always remember that the world as we know it is already the result of all time travel that will ever occur (and modified what we consider the past, anyway. We still have to wait for the future events time travellers fuck with.)
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14542 on: March 14, 2016, 06:09:27 pm »

Always remember that the world as we know it is already the result of all time travel that will ever occur.

Why are you assuming we occupy the primary timeline?  Statistically speaking we dont.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14543 on: March 14, 2016, 06:11:13 pm »

Always remember that the world as we know it is already the result of all time travel that will ever occur.

Why are you assuming we occupy the primary timeline?  Statistically speaking we dont.

Why are you assuming such a thing as a primary time line exists?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14544 on: March 14, 2016, 06:12:20 pm »

Wuh oh, we got a chronocentrist up in here. Next you're going to be dropping slurs about time lords, aren't you baff?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14545 on: March 14, 2016, 06:14:06 pm »

Why are you assuming such a thing as a primary time line exists?

Crazy hobo told me on the subway.  Then she threw sand in my eyes and set my hair on fire.  Seems legit to me.  How would a hobo get sand without being a time lord?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14546 on: March 14, 2016, 06:15:12 pm »

A NC sheriff is looking into making charges of 'inciting a riot' against Trump and his campaign

An idiot punching someone does not make a riot, but still....

And of course, the sheriff is a democrat, so his supporters will definetly cry 'POLITICAL AGENDA!'

[warning: while you were typing, 6 replies have been made] lol me.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14547 on: March 14, 2016, 06:19:58 pm »

Always remember that the world as we know it is already the result of all time travel that will ever occur.

Why are you assuming we occupy the primary timeline?  Statistically speaking we dont.
Oh, it's technically a secret, but the provisional designation for this timeline is actually Trump-3.  Trump-1 was a successful Perot-Trump 1992 run where Perot was assassinated by a rogue crazy cat lady during his inauguration day speech, leading to a President Trump who led the Western world into a massive Middle Eastern quagmire by establishing a massive occupation in Iraq and following it up by blaming the insurgency on Iran, expanding the war with a massive air campaign that culminated in the use of truck-delivered primitive nuclear weapons to UN bases outside Baghdad and Kirkuk, collapse of the UN coalition and what remained of the mandate after the Saudis and most of the other Arab nations pulled out, and the declaration of martial law in the US proper due to fears of a domestic follow-on attack. 

As for the Trump-2 timeline, we don't talk about the Trump-2 timeline. 
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14548 on: March 14, 2016, 06:20:43 pm »

Wuh oh, we got a chronocentrist up in here. Next you're going to be dropping slurs about time lords, aren't you baff?

All I'm saying is, if there was more than one timeline, which there ain't, someone in this one woulda stopped Metallica from releasing Lulu.

Why are you assuming such a thing as a primary time line exists?

Crazy hobo told me on the subway.  Then she threw sand in my eyes and set my hair on fire.  Seems legit to me.  How would a hobo get sand without being a time lord?

I guess I can't really argue with this though.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14549 on: March 14, 2016, 06:21:58 pm »

As for the Trump-2 timeline, we don't talk about the Trump-2 timeline.

I've got a good feeling about Trump-3
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