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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1545138 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14400 on: March 13, 2016, 03:38:33 pm »

You heard him, boys. We've held out for a thousand pages now, we can keep this going chilly until the election.

Thousand? Got 601 here...
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14401 on: March 13, 2016, 03:41:50 pm »

Yes, yes, and it's scum like you that will be the first to go come the election. Default or death!
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« Reply #14402 on: March 13, 2016, 03:48:59 pm »

Yes, yes, and it's scum like you that will be the first to go come the election. Default or death!

lolwut dude?


Ohio is getting really close. Donald seems to have Florida in the bag, but ohio could be really interesting.


Yeah, it sort of looks like at least some Rubio voters are going over to Kasich, but Rubio only pleaded people to do that like a day ago.

I'm sure Rubio would love it if Kasich voters went to him, but even if you added all of Kasich voters to Rubios in the polls from the last week or so (or maybe a smaller period of time), it still wouldn't guarantee that he wins. A slightly better chance, yes, but it'd be all over the place like it is now instead of a trend like we're starting to see in Ohio.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14403 on: March 13, 2016, 03:52:46 pm »

Yes, yes, and it's scum like you that will be the first to go come the election. Default or death!
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NEVER! Cry havoc and unleash the flames of postwars (or something like that...)
I think it'll be hard to stay frosty in the summer once the reconstructed Bernie Bros become Hillary's paramilitaries (Hill's Angels?) and are fighting running Street battles with Trump's Redcaps.
Oh my droogies, it'll be a lovely bit of the old ultraviolence, with the shoom and the tolchoking millicents...
As if the baboochka's shaika wouldn't be inwards vecked on deds eunuch jellies whilst the wallgoolys gat boogatty make do with making taller construction fashed with a spot of ultraviolence

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14404 on: March 13, 2016, 04:18:55 pm »

NEVER! Cry havoc and unleash the flames of postwars (or something like that...)
I think it'll be hard to stay frosty in the summer once the reconstructed Bernie Bros become Hillary's paramilitaries (Hill's Angels?) and are fighting running Street battles with Trump's Redcaps.
Oh my droogies, it'll be a lovely bit of the old ultraviolence, with the shoom and the tolchoking millicents...
As if the baboochka's shaika wouldn't be inwards vecked on deds eunuch jellies whilst the wallgoolys gat boogatty make do with making taller construction fashed with a spot of ultraviolence
That's a guff. The yahoody's boyos will come round horrorshow, and they'd rather bitva with the gromky bratchny's shaika than a gruppa of cheenas and blackfellows.


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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14405 on: March 13, 2016, 04:19:24 pm »

It makes me wonder... Let's say that Lockheed gets their fusion trailers working in like 10 years, and 3D printers/automated assembly lines get really, really good over the same timeline. Let's be conservative and say 2036.

A small town of some 10,000 or so can have a trailer for power and a small warehouse for industrial goods. Food from GMOs and water (easy to get via cheap-energy coastal distilleries) are not too tough to get. A huge number of services are automated, too. All vehicles, the majority of farming.... I wonder what interstate trade would look like...
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« Reply #14406 on: March 13, 2016, 04:28:48 pm »

You should read Daemon and Freedom TM, two Daniel Suarez novels that discuss that idea.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14407 on: March 13, 2016, 05:02:52 pm »

NEVER! Cry havoc and unleash the flames of postwars (or something like that...)

I think it'll be hard to stay frosty in the summer once the reconstructed Bernie Bros become Hillary's paramilitaries (Hill's Angels?) and are fighting running Street battles with Trump's Redcaps.

Oh my droogies, it'll be a lovely bit of the old ultraviolence, with the shoom and the tolchoking millicents...

Afaik, Trumps nascent Brownshirts call themselves Lion's Guard, after the mediocre performance of Trump's SS detail when the crazy beardo rushed the stage.

But yeah a new civil war will be interesting! With this time, nuclear weapons! Hope your city is gerrymandered the right way!



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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14408 on: March 13, 2016, 05:07:10 pm »

Daemon
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14409 on: March 13, 2016, 05:19:34 pm »

NEVER! Cry havoc and unleash the flames of postwars (or something like that...)

I think it'll be hard to stay frosty in the summer once the reconstructed Bernie Bros become Hillary's paramilitaries (Hill's Angels?) and are fighting running Street battles with Trump's Redcaps.

Oh my droogies, it'll be a lovely bit of the old ultraviolence, with the shoom and the tolchoking millicents...

Afaik, Trumps nascent Brownshirts call themselves Lion's Guard, after the mediocre performance of Trump's SS detail when the crazy beardo rushed the stage.

But yeah a new civil war will be interesting! With this time, nuclear weapons! Hope your city is gerrymandered the right way!
Yeah, I don't think the "Lion's Guard" moniker is going to stick. Sounds too royalist. Eagle Guard, maybe, but then that plays into the Nazi symbology even more. Redcaps seems harmless enough and functionally descriptive.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14410 on: March 13, 2016, 05:21:46 pm »

... so are they going to go the whole way with that and dye their hats with the blood of people they murder, or...?
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« Reply #14411 on: March 13, 2016, 05:25:39 pm »

... so are they going to go the whole way with that and dye their hats with the blood of people they murder, or...?
They come pre-dyed. Presumably in the blood of illegal immigrants.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14412 on: March 13, 2016, 05:27:55 pm »

NEVER! Cry havoc and unleash the flames of postwars (or something like that...)

I think it'll be hard to stay frosty in the summer once the reconstructed Bernie Bros become Hillary's paramilitaries (Hill's Angels?) and are fighting running Street battles with Trump's Redcaps.

Oh my droogies, it'll be a lovely bit of the old ultraviolence, with the shoom and the tolchoking millicents...

Afaik, Trumps nascent Brownshirts call themselves Lion's Guard, after the mediocre performance of Trump's SS detail when the crazy beardo rushed the stage.

But yeah a new civil war will be interesting! With this time, nuclear weapons! Hope your city is gerrymandered the right way!
Yeah, I don't think the "Lion's Guard" moniker is going to stick. Sounds too royalist. Eagle Guard, maybe, but then that plays into the Nazi symbology even more. Redcaps seems harmless enough and functionally descriptive.

Eagle Guard also plays into Roman symbology, actually, it'd play into the symbology of a bunch of cultures. Not sure how it'd play into nazi symbology since the eagle/hawk was already part of the German Coat of Arms.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14413 on: March 13, 2016, 05:34:28 pm »

... so are they going to go the whole way with that and dye their hats with the blood of people they murder, or...?
They come pre-dyed. Presumably in the blood of illegal immigrants.
Is that how Trump maintains his hairstyle? It would make sense - I'm sure that stuff isn't cheap, and he's said he spends quite a lot of money on it.
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14414 on: March 13, 2016, 05:38:05 pm »

NEVER! Cry havoc and unleash the flames of postwars (or something like that...)

I think it'll be hard to stay frosty in the summer once the reconstructed Bernie Bros become Hillary's paramilitaries (Hill's Angels?) and are fighting running Street battles with Trump's Redcaps.

Oh my droogies, it'll be a lovely bit of the old ultraviolence, with the shoom and the tolchoking millicents...

Afaik, Trumps nascent Brownshirts call themselves Lion's Guard, after the mediocre performance of Trump's SS detail when the crazy beardo rushed the stage.

But yeah a new civil war will be interesting! With this time, nuclear weapons! Hope your city is gerrymandered the right way!
Yeah, I don't think the "Lion's Guard" moniker is going to stick. Sounds too royalist. Eagle Guard, maybe, but then that plays into the Nazi symbology even more. Redcaps seems harmless enough and functionally descriptive.

Eagle Guard also plays into Roman symbology, actually, it'd play into the symbology of a bunch of cultures. Not sure how it'd play into nazi symbology since the eagle/hawk was already part of the German Coat of Arms.
There are definitely times I wish they had sided with Ben Franklin and made the turkey our national bird.
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