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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1579174 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13035 on: March 01, 2016, 05:45:20 pm »

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*looks at wierd's post*
They literally just said?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13036 on: March 01, 2016, 05:46:19 pm »

I don't think Newman's Own even makes reverse oreos - I've never seen them at any rate. Their mint oreos are amazing, but I think anything with mint tastes amazing. I try never to buy the things because they taste too good to not binge-eat.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13037 on: March 01, 2016, 05:47:28 pm »

1) I currently work in healthcare. I dont have lots of sitdown time.
2) I am moving to new line of work, which requires me to drive all over the F*'in place for their onboarding, and to convince the state to send me updated documentation that my new employer is demanding. I can't research and drive.
3) my spare time is already mostly spoken for.

So basically, it's time accounting mostly.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13038 on: March 01, 2016, 05:51:50 pm »

I don't think Newman's Own even makes reverse oreos - I've never seen them at any rate. Their mint oreos are amazing, but I think anything with mint tastes amazing. I try never to buy the things because they taste too good to not binge-eat.

Mint must be seasonal. Not on their site. (edit: wait, there it is. "hint o mint neuman o's")
www.newmansown.com/food/type/cookies/

I dont see a chocolate stuffed vanilla either-- maybe they DONT make it? huh...
« Last Edit: March 01, 2016, 05:56:20 pm by wierd »
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13039 on: March 01, 2016, 05:56:39 pm »

I think we should now judge the candidates by what cookie they prefer.

Cruz: Communion wafers, untainted by sinful additives.
Rubio: Mexican Wedding Cookies. But only if those cookies came here legally. And are a male cookie and a female cookie.
Trump: Why, Trump: The Cookie, of course. Chock full of nuts, with some gold flake but not a trace of chocolate.
Carson: Ben is a one-cookie man: Fruit Salad. And a pound of weed in it.
Kasich: Snickerdoodles. Don't ask why, that's just my gut feeling.
Clinton: Whatever cookie you like. That's her favorite too.
Sanders: Quinoa and spelt crunchies, made with raw sugar and fair-trade cocoa*.

*Unfortunately, it's white cocoa.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13040 on: March 01, 2016, 06:26:29 pm »

Half hour until the first results start coming in, and I'm a bit surprised that The Guardian doesn't have that voting stats thing up yet.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13041 on: March 01, 2016, 06:30:54 pm »

...
*looks at wierd's post*
They literally just said?

No, I dont understand why it would take more then like two sentences.  My question was "name me a shallow policy about race".  That shouldn't take an essay to answer.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13042 on: March 01, 2016, 06:37:29 pm »

Clinton: Whatever cookie you like. That's her favorite too.
Huh, if Clinton likes European praliness, I can sort of see why she would be considered elitist and out of touch.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13043 on: March 01, 2016, 06:42:31 pm »

I was completely wrong about dissing 90s era internet.
http://clinton2.nara.gov/WH/EOP/First_Lady/html/cookies.html
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13044 on: March 01, 2016, 06:44:51 pm »

Just so we're clear here, I'm cookie-blind. I don't see fillings.

I call bullshit on this. No one has a non-reaction to finding surprise Coconut filling in their cookie.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13045 on: March 01, 2016, 06:45:21 pm »

I'm sorry, what

the first lady has a cookie recipe on the Internet

what
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13046 on: March 01, 2016, 06:51:06 pm »

Who doesn't have a chocolate chip cookie recipe?

Also, coconut, yum.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13047 on: March 01, 2016, 06:51:42 pm »

the first lady has a cookie recipe on the whitehouse geocities page.

FTFY
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13048 on: March 01, 2016, 06:51:49 pm »

Just so we're clear here, I'm cookie-blind. I don't see fillings.

I call bullshit on this. No one has a non-reaction to finding surprise Coconut filling in their cookie.
Coconut-filling hatred is the real racism.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13049 on: March 01, 2016, 07:00:31 pm »

#whitechocolatematters
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