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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1544670 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13005 on: March 01, 2016, 03:14:05 pm »

This is clearly Bernie Sander's fault for being so racist.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13006 on: March 01, 2016, 03:15:58 pm »

From that same article:

"Karen Clendenin, 58, a victims advocate in the local district attorney’s office, said she was very impressed and that she’ll vote for Trump on Tuesday in Georgia's primary. Clendenin said she wore her “Trump” T-shirt Monday even though she was “a little embarrassed.”"

Eh? A victims advocate for who exactly? Though it's not clear what she was impressed with.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13007 on: March 01, 2016, 03:50:50 pm »

I voted  :D
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13009 on: March 01, 2016, 04:02:35 pm »

I'm in for the centipede.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13010 on: March 01, 2016, 04:05:36 pm »

This is clearly Bernie Sander's fault for being so racist.
Clearly. If Bernie truly cared about black people, he would have been in Valdosta, supporting these young people.
#BernieSoWhite
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13011 on: March 01, 2016, 04:11:16 pm »

I've heard the /r/bernie bups got pretty racist after Hillary won South Carolina.  What irony?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13012 on: March 01, 2016, 04:14:46 pm »

Remember that one conversation we had where we discussed racial demographics without anyone implying that any candidate or their supporters were racists?  Wasn't that nice?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13013 on: March 01, 2016, 04:16:21 pm »

Yep...if you vote Bernie, you're a racist and a sexist; if you vote Hillary, you're also probably one.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13015 on: March 01, 2016, 04:23:14 pm »

I'm implying every candidate and his supporters are racist.

Also, "his."  Sexist.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13016 on: March 01, 2016, 04:25:13 pm »

Amusing thought...

Both Bernie and Hillary are trying to be reverse oreos. (apologies for the racist slur. it is not my intent to offend.)

Bernie is more the "neuman's own" knockoff, both in flavor and texture-- but is arguably healthier.
Clinton goes for being the real thing, and even promises double stuff filling, no matter how bad for you that is.

It's no wonder Hillary is winning that demographic.

She just needs to promise a tall glass of milk, and that's that.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13017 on: March 01, 2016, 04:27:11 pm »

Your goal is to make me bake cookies?  You do know you aren't getting any, right?

Also, "his."  Sexist.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13018 on: March 01, 2016, 04:30:23 pm »

Amusing thought...

Both Bernie and Hillary are trying to be reverse oreos. (apologies for the racist slur. it is not my intent to offend.)

Bernie is more the "neuman's own" knockoff, both in flavor and texture-- but is arguably healthier.
Clinton goes for being the real thing, and even promises double stuff filling, no matter how bad for you that is.

It's no wonder Hillary is winning that demographic.

She just needs to promise a tall glass of milk, and that's that.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #13019 on: March 01, 2016, 04:34:23 pm »

Bernie is more the "neuman's own" knockoff, both in flavor and texture-- but is arguably healthier.
Hydrox! He's been around forever, is a little less sweet, and is overshadowed by the knockoff with much better advertising. And beloved by hipster types for these reasons.
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