Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 844 845 [846] 847 848 ... 1342

Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1572868 times)

smirk

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12675 on: February 25, 2016, 10:56:38 pm »

Trump after-interview: It was fine. He's fine!

He did seem pretty surly there at the end. Not sure if that'll affect his numbers at all.
Logged
When i think of toady i think of a toad hopping arround on a keyboard
also
he should stay out of the light it will dry out his skin
his moist amphibian skin
.

Willfor

  • Bay Watcher
  • The great magmaman adventurer. I do it for hugs.
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12676 on: February 25, 2016, 11:09:57 pm »

Logged
In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12677 on: February 25, 2016, 11:11:45 pm »

I truly believe Rubio is our candidate for "most likely to snap completely" during the primary.
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.

FearfulJesuit

  • Bay Watcher
  • True neoliberalism has never been tried
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12678 on: February 25, 2016, 11:19:26 pm »

I truly believe Rubio is our candidate for "most likely to snap completely" during the primary.

I was really hoping he'd crash and burn during this debate. Oh well.
Logged


@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

smjjames

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12679 on: February 25, 2016, 11:24:06 pm »

I truly believe Rubio is our candidate for "most likely to snap completely" during the primary.

I was really hoping he'd crash and burn during this debate. Oh well.

What do you mean 'most likely to snap completely'? Like go crazy or have some sort of mega meltdown?
Logged

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12680 on: February 25, 2016, 11:26:34 pm »

Essentially, yes. It used to be Christie, but he's out.

Rubio takes himself and things in general seriously enough that the mere presence of the other candidates clearly gets on his nerves. Because of this, if we keep going down the rabbit hole to Trumpmania I think there's a real chance Rubio's campaign ends with a slathering "what the fuck is wrong with you people" public meltdown and subsequent lifetime mountain retreat.
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.

Leafsnail

  • Bay Watcher
  • A single snail can make a world go extinct.
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12681 on: February 25, 2016, 11:27:26 pm »

10% of Florida voters are sure that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html
Logged

smjjames

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12682 on: February 25, 2016, 11:39:08 pm »

10% of Florida voters are sure that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html

Why the hell do they have that question in there? That seems so random and has absolutely no place in that poll.
Logged

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12683 on: February 25, 2016, 11:40:29 pm »

10% of Florida voters are sure that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html
Is that a....oh god, they actually did ask that. My day is made.

So many fun things to do with this data.

"Hispanics Twice As Likely to Think Cruz is Serial Killer"
"Democrats, Republicans Agree On Cruz Zodiac Killer Opinion"

I so wish they had crosstabs to indicate how what percentage of Cruz supporters said Cruz was the Zodiac Killer.

Incidentally, 28% of Carson supporters had an unfavorable opinion of Ben Carson. That's just....what. He actually scored WORST in favorability with his own supporters than with any other candidates' supporters or with undecideds. WAT.
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

smirk

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12684 on: February 25, 2016, 11:42:51 pm »

10% of Florida voters are sure that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html

Why the hell do they have that question in there? That seems so random and has absolutely no place in that poll.
It's been a slowly growing Internet Thing, and polls need to stay relevant to today's youth. Also, it's pretty funny!


(E: better link)
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 11:44:59 pm by smirk »
Logged
When i think of toady i think of a toad hopping arround on a keyboard
also
he should stay out of the light it will dry out his skin
his moist amphibian skin
.

syvarris

  • Bay Watcher
  • UNICORNPEGASUSKITTEN
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12685 on: February 25, 2016, 11:45:35 pm »

And the candidates do not appear to understand Apple's argument for why it would be a bad idea to create a backdoor.

Their argument though is that Apple is misunderstanding them and that it isn't actually a backdoor.

Kasich is like 'lock both sides in a room and don't let them out until you come to an agreement'.

Thing is, it is. Apple doesn't have "magical powers" over any particular phone; everything is done using specific protocols. For instance, no update can be forced onto a phone without the user's consent. This means that whatever Apple were to come up with to either break into the phone directly or force a system change that allows breaking into the phone will be doable by anyone else who wishes to. The FBI is asking for them to leave this glaring security hole open (their mountain of other requests, as well as ones in the future); if Apple simply closes it after this one fix, then they'll have to find another the next time the FBI comes knocking.


@RedKing
I imagine Ben Carson "supporters" are just cynical and are filling him in to protest how terrible the actual options are.  Or perhaps he just really puts the "lesser" in "lesser of two evils".

smjjames

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12686 on: February 25, 2016, 11:48:52 pm »

10% of Florida voters are sure that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html

Why the hell do they have that question in there? That seems so random and has absolutely no place in that poll.
It's been a slowly growing Internet Thing, and polls need to stay relevant to today's youth. Also, it's pretty funny!


(E: better link)

And completely ignoring the fact that he was either not born yet or very young at the time.
Logged

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12687 on: February 25, 2016, 11:49:33 pm »

10% of Florida voters are sure that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html

Why the hell do they have that question in there? That seems so random and has absolutely no place in that poll.
It's been a slowly growing Internet Thing, and polls need to stay relevant to today's youth. Also, it's pretty funny!


(E: better link)

And completely ignoring the fact that he was either not born yet or very young at the time.
That sounds like a perfect alibi. TOO perfect....
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

smirk

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12688 on: February 25, 2016, 11:52:23 pm »

Exactly! How could you look at that face and NOT assume it's a rubber mask he puts on every morning to conceal his 91-year-old visage?
Logged
When i think of toady i think of a toad hopping arround on a keyboard
also
he should stay out of the light it will dry out his skin
his moist amphibian skin
.

Leafsnail

  • Bay Watcher
  • A single snail can make a world go extinct.
    • View Profile
Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12689 on: February 25, 2016, 11:52:50 pm »

Ben Carson's campaign seems to be basically a weird scam orchestrated by his fundraising team. I guess his supporters could be unhappy with that.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 844 845 [846] 847 848 ... 1342