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[Shadowlord]

Why is he always grinning like a leprechaun?

[Descan]

His cheeks say "smile," his mouth says "mouth-breather," and his eyes say "save me."

[hector13]

With the alt-right synthwave fan vote in his pocket, he shall become more powerful than you can ever possibly imagine.

[mainiac]

She really didn't seem any worse than Donald Trump in the debates I watched.

She seemed more malicious to me.

[RedKing]

With the alt-right synthwave fan vote in his pocket, he shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Please...the alt-right would never vote for anyone with a skin shade that dark. Plus, they think he's homosexual. (Of course, you don't see too many gay guys marry an NFL cheerleader and have four kids, so if he is he's doing a damn good job hiding it).

[Shadowlord]

With the alt-right synthwave fan vote in his pocket, he shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Of course, you don't see too many gay guys marry an NFL cheerleader and have four kids

Or maybe that's what he WANTS you to think! Dun dun DUNN! #conspiracytheory

[RedKing]

I'm not saying their evidence is any good, but that's beside the point. If they want it to be true, that's the same as truth to them.

[Frumple]

To be fair, there probably are some gay guys that do that, or equivalent actions. Especially older ones, where beards were (even) more of a survival tactic. And certainly, if I were a homosexual running for president and actually wanted to have a singular chance in hell, I probably would have farmed up a family years before, preferably one of significant note (i.e. a cheerleader and statistically-large-for-my-demographic kids). The family and kids just isn't really a good argument against the premise.

[Rolan7]

Surprisingly relevant, my friends and I are checking out O'Malley's biceps.  Like, huh.  He also played guitar a lot apparently.

From Skype:
A: the bruce springstein of presidential candidates
Me:  look we need a president who can stand up to Putin.  And win the...
Me:  Arms race 8|
B: Omg, i would pay to see them wrestle
A:  Don't speak, just stand there O'malley

But also, I'm not going to forget this:
Me: I'm still most upset that O'Malley offered a clean energy challenge and the debate freakin cut out of nowhere, and moved on to something else

[Shadowlord]

I thought he dropped out!?

[smjjames]

He did, while the caucaus was still ongoing.

[Rolan7]

Yeah looked it up, he only got 0.6%
Oh well ):

[mainiac]

Yeah looked it up, he only got 0.6%
Oh well ):

Minimum vote thresholds really hurt him.

[smjjames]

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/carly-fiorina-excluded-from-next-gop-debate-218769 Heh.

Democrat debate starting in about 5 min or so.

[misko27]

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/carly-fiorina-excluded-from-next-gop-debate-218769 Heh.

Democrat debate starting in about 5 min or so.

I will vote for the first person to mention defending Earth against the Alien menace.