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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1572827 times)

Shadowlord

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11085 on: February 04, 2016, 04:31:55 pm »

Why is he always grinning like a leprechaun?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11086 on: February 04, 2016, 04:33:30 pm »

His cheeks say "smile," his mouth says "mouth-breather," and his eyes say "save me."
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11087 on: February 04, 2016, 04:35:44 pm »

With the alt-right synthwave fan vote in his pocket, he shall become more powerful than you can ever possibly imagine.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11088 on: February 04, 2016, 04:40:07 pm »

She really didn't seem any worse than Donald Trump in the debates I watched.

She seemed more malicious to me.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11089 on: February 04, 2016, 04:42:31 pm »

With the alt-right synthwave fan vote in his pocket, he shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
Please...the alt-right would never vote for anyone with a skin shade that dark. Plus, they think he's homosexual. (Of course, you don't see too many gay guys marry an NFL cheerleader and have four kids, so if he is he's doing a damn good job hiding it).
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11090 on: February 04, 2016, 04:54:19 pm »

With the alt-right synthwave fan vote in his pocket, he shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
Of course, you don't see too many gay guys marry an NFL cheerleader and have four kids

Or maybe that's what he WANTS you to think! Dun dun DUNN! #conspiracytheory
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11091 on: February 04, 2016, 05:30:55 pm »

I'm not saying their evidence is any good, but that's beside the point. If they want it to be true, that's the same as truth to them.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11092 on: February 04, 2016, 05:53:39 pm »

To be fair, there probably are some gay guys that do that, or equivalent actions. Especially older ones, where beards were (even) more of a survival tactic. And certainly, if I were a homosexual running for president and actually wanted to have a singular chance in hell, I probably would have farmed up a family years before, preferably one of significant note (i.e. a cheerleader and statistically-large-for-my-demographic kids). The family and kids just isn't really a good argument against the premise.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11093 on: February 04, 2016, 07:19:42 pm »

Surprisingly relevant, my friends and I are checking out O'Malley's biceps.  Like, huh.  He also played guitar a lot apparently.

From Skype:
A: the bruce springstein of presidential candidates
Me:  look we need a president who can stand up to Putin.  And win the...
Me:  Arms race 8|
B: Omg, i would pay to see them wrestle
A:  Don't speak, just stand there O'malley

But also, I'm not going to forget this:
Me: I'm still most upset that O'Malley offered a clean energy challenge and the debate freakin cut out of nowhere, and moved on to something else
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11094 on: February 04, 2016, 07:24:03 pm »

I thought he dropped out!?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11095 on: February 04, 2016, 07:26:10 pm »

He did, while the caucaus was still ongoing.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11096 on: February 04, 2016, 07:27:03 pm »

Yeah looked it up, he only got 0.6%
Oh well ):
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11097 on: February 04, 2016, 08:28:49 pm »

Yeah looked it up, he only got 0.6%
Oh well ):

Minimum vote thresholds really hurt him.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11098 on: February 04, 2016, 08:54:31 pm »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11099 on: February 04, 2016, 09:14:44 pm »

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/carly-fiorina-excluded-from-next-gop-debate-218769 Heh.

Democrat debate starting in about 5 min or so.
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