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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1587388 times)

RedKing

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10635 on: January 28, 2016, 10:21:35 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 28, 2016, 10:20:29 pm
Only now do I notice that Chris Christie's American flag pin is New Jersey. He really does like pushing his home state angle.
I'd love to push New Jersey too.....out to sea.


Besides, that's what governors running for President have to do -- make it sound like they single-handedly turned their state into a paradise where it rains money and where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above average.


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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10636 on: January 28, 2016, 10:22:02 pm »
Chris Christie wants to be the President and the person prosecuting Clinton at the same time?

Hope the other ppl get the electability question too.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10637 on: January 28, 2016, 10:25:19 pm »
"Governor Kasich, do you think Ted Cruz is going to Hell?"


Kasich sounding suspiciously lefty. Waiting to see Cruz's response.


Aw fuck no....not Kim Davis. I want to hear Cruz's answer to dealing with the mentally ill.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10638 on: January 28, 2016, 10:27:16 pm »
Aw what, the electability round is over?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10639 on: January 28, 2016, 10:28:22 pm »
Gay marriage leads to radical Islam? wat

EDIT: Rubio: "People don't donate to charity for the tax write-off"
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EDIT #2: Is this the God round? Like "Candidates, how much God do you have? Do you have more God than the other guy?"

Rand tries to walk the line on abortion, falls and does a split and rips his pants.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10640 on: January 28, 2016, 10:33:37 pm »
Ben Carson wants to return to the Cold War. Yaaaaaaas.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10641 on: January 28, 2016, 10:33:43 pm »
Carson on foreign policy....oh, this should be good.


"Putin is a one-horse country. Oil."  ???

The good doctor does not disappoint.



EDIT: Hey, Rubio...there's this guy in Italy who views himself not just as the head of Vatican City but as the head of all Catholics, all Christians across the world.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10642 on: January 28, 2016, 10:35:29 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 28, 2016, 10:33:43 pm
Carson on foreign policy....oh, this should be good.


"Putin is a one-horse country. Oil."  ???

Yeah he definetly said that. I think he might have meant a one trick pony or something.

Also, aren't we already doing military excersizes in the Baltics?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10643 on: January 28, 2016, 10:37:31 pm »
Kasich knows about the Belgiums.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10644 on: January 28, 2016, 10:37:47 pm »
Twitter is already positively en fuego with that Carson comment.


Brace yourselves, memes are coming.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10645 on: January 28, 2016, 10:40:32 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 28, 2016, 10:37:47 pm
Twitter is already positively en fuego with that Carson comment.


Brace yourselves, memes are coming.

Will they be any different from Yoda memes? Seems slightly like he was channeling yoda slightly. Or whatever he actually meant there.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10646 on: January 28, 2016, 10:43:31 pm »
I think he meant "a one-trick pony" and was maybe was thinking of saying Russia instead of Putin and got flustered. Still, it's beautifully Carson.


EDIT: Oh hey, this is supposedly the chick that caused Trump to bail on the debate.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10647 on: January 28, 2016, 10:44:54 pm »
Question on Bill Clintons infidelity and yadda yadda, dunno what it was exactly.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10648 on: January 28, 2016, 10:45:32 pm »
Yeah, I'm too busy googling pictures of Putin on a horse to pay attention.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10649 on: January 28, 2016, 10:46:39 pm »
Where did this Muslim-American BS come from?
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