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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1543976 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10620 on: January 28, 2016, 09:58:15 pm »
I have to say, any modicum of respect I'd gotten for Rubio over the past couple of months has dissipated tonight. He is such a fake-ass band-wagoner. He's gonna hurt himself trying to out-Right everyone else.


EDIT: Marco, Marco, Marco.....this is sounding like "it depends on what the meaning of 'sex' is". Just own up that you changed your mind, now you're changing it back.

EDIT #2: Oh snap, Florida catfight!
« Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 10:02:22 pm by RedKing »
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10621 on: January 28, 2016, 10:01:29 pm »
Also, wierd TriVaGo commercial that had me wondering what the heck it was about until it actually said TriVaGo.

and yeah, Rubio flip flopped so hard that he's confused his old pal Jeb.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10622 on: January 28, 2016, 10:02:40 pm »
Jeb: Rubio loves immigrants!

Rubio: No, Jeb loves immigrants!
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10623 on: January 28, 2016, 10:03:53 pm »
Jeb is being shrewd by saying "Hey, I kinda support a path to citizenship, and I supported it because of Rubio but then he lacked any balls and then flipped his position."


EDIT: What is this thing of FOX News confronting Republicans with video of their own statements?? Did Jon Stewart secretly replace Roger Ailes?

EDIT #2: I didn't want the bill to pass, which is why I introduced amendments that I said would make the bill more likely to pass, despite the fact that they didn't address the things I'm saying were bad about the bill. Seems legit.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10624 on: January 28, 2016, 10:08:11 pm »
Take a drink every time Cruz mentions Jeff Sessions.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10625 on: January 28, 2016, 10:09:04 pm »
Ha, Trump jokes.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10626 on: January 28, 2016, 10:10:09 pm »
And Cruz just called Rubio out as a bandwagonner.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10627 on: January 28, 2016, 10:10:15 pm »
"I like Marco, he's very suave, he's very smooth, he's the subject of all my badly repressed homosexual lust, god I just wish I could bend him over and get that firm vaguely brown ass." -Cruz
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10628 on: January 28, 2016, 10:11:10 pm »
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Ha, Trump jokes.
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There we go....oh yeahhhh, that's the stuff. Baby Doc's meds are starting to kick in.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10629 on: January 28, 2016, 10:12:18 pm »
Will any single immigration question not get reframed into why we need to attack ISIS? Find out soon!

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10630 on: January 28, 2016, 10:14:11 pm »
Rubio with the obligatory "Who's better than us? Nobody! MURRICA FUCK YEAH! We love immigrants! Which is why I'm going to keep them out and make them wait through an excruciating 5-20 year process to immigrate."
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10631 on: January 28, 2016, 10:17:43 pm »
Bush isn't really answering the question on electability.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10632 on: January 28, 2016, 10:18:25 pm »
First use of "belief in Jesus Christ" tonight.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10633 on: January 28, 2016, 10:19:16 pm »
SANDERS FØR SVERIGE!

Q: "Rubio, you can't even do better than 3rd place in your home state. How will you win nationally?"
A: "Florida who? I'm in Iowa, and did I mention I love Jesus?"
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #10634 on: January 28, 2016, 10:20:29 pm »
Only now do I notice that Chris Christie's American flag pin is New Jersey. He really does like pushing his home state angle.
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