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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1587799 times)

RedKing

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9795 on: January 19, 2016, 11:15:51 am »
Ted Cruz sodomizes an eagle for freedom?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9796 on: January 19, 2016, 11:19:56 am »
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/19/trump-apple-should-build-their-damn-things-in-us.html

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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump warned that he would force Apple, the U.S.'s most profitable company, to manufacture all of its products in the U.S. if he is elected president in November 2016.

Seriously? That's more straight-up insane than building the Mexico wall. At least you can throw money at the wall and make it a thing. You know what? Forget the wall completely, and give Apple tax breaks to make it's products in Mexico. Mexico is much more likely to cough up money for that than for a wall, and it curbs the immigration issue.

Trump has a lot of policies which can't be described as anything other than straight-up fascism. He's certainly more scary than Bush was.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9797 on: January 19, 2016, 11:38:45 am »
Do Trump have any stake in any production business, or is he all service?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9798 on: January 19, 2016, 11:42:58 am »
Quote from: RedKing on January 19, 2016, 11:15:51 am
Ted Cruz sodomizes an eagle for freedom?
We hear tales from across the great blue sea, where to become King of the America you must sleep with the great Eagle of Mountain Rushmore and receive its freedom
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9799 on: January 19, 2016, 11:48:03 am »
We knew adult coloring books were all the rage this holiday season, but I'm glad to see just how popular they've become.

9/10 coloring book, only disappointment is that the eagle doesn't have a nametag that says "Small Government".
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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9800 on: January 19, 2016, 11:55:27 am »
Look at the thread title
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9801 on: January 19, 2016, 11:55:59 am »
Hard to have a small government when you have to add a Department of Religious Instruction, a Bureau of Moral Preservation, and the Bad Guys Destruction Agency.

And the successor to the IRS, the "Business Flat Tax (Totally Not A VAT Tax) Postcard Collection Service".


EDIT: Mildly amusing to hear Trump refer to Second Corinthians as "Two Corinthians" during his speech at Liberty University (where I would presume one of the most popular courses is "Crying And Begging For Money After Being Caught With A Hooker 101".
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9802 on: January 19, 2016, 11:59:12 am »
*sigh*.
Carson again?

Wait, TRUMP?

I thought he wasn't THAT insane...
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9803 on: January 19, 2016, 12:00:31 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on January 19, 2016, 11:55:27 am
Look at the thread title

The freedom is even extending to my avatar.
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Quote from: Frumple on September 24, 2014, 07:53:18 pm
@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9804 on: January 19, 2016, 12:05:41 pm »
Quote from: scriver on January 19, 2016, 11:38:45 am
Do Trump have any stake in any production business, or is he all service?
Almost all real estate, as well as a sports team or two. Most of that real estate is based in the service industry, but he owns at least one vineyard and winery.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9805 on: January 19, 2016, 12:10:00 pm »
Quote from: Morrigi on January 19, 2016, 12:05:41 pm
Quote from: scriver on January 19, 2016, 11:38:45 am
Do Trump have any stake in any production business, or is he all service?
Almost all real estate, as well as a sports team or two. Most of that real estate is based in the service industry, but he owns at least one vineyard and winery.

He's got a whole bunch of branding deals, too- there's a whole line of Trump Menswear, Trump-brand vodka...IIRC a while back there was even a Donald Trump board game?

Oh yeah, and who could forget Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon?
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Quote from: Frumple on September 24, 2014, 07:53:18 pm
@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9806 on: January 19, 2016, 12:19:27 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on January 19, 2016, 12:10:00 pm
He's got a whole bunch of branding deals, too- there's a whole line of Trump Menswear, Trump-brand vodka...IIRC a while back there was even a Donald Trump board game?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRTzBRH_6c

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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9807 on: January 19, 2016, 12:21:12 pm »
Don't forget Trump steak. I mean why settle for rump steak when you can have Trump Steak.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9808 on: January 19, 2016, 12:24:58 pm »
He's got two colognes too..."Success" and "Empire".

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9809 on: January 19, 2016, 12:26:02 pm »
I still can't get over the fact he missed the oportunity to call the best card in his board game "the trump card".
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