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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1545600 times)

Strife26

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9780 on: January 18, 2016, 01:13:16 pm »

Ghost podium 2016!
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9781 on: January 18, 2016, 01:35:07 pm »

Ghost podium 2016!
I would certainly vote for Empty Space. That candidate has a much more appealing platform than any competitors, and President Space just rolls off the tongue. What's not to like?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9782 on: January 18, 2016, 02:41:25 pm »

And for a veep, we can go with Clint Eastwood's chair from last election cycle.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9783 on: January 18, 2016, 03:29:56 pm »

Space/Chair '16!

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9784 on: January 18, 2016, 03:31:08 pm »

"I fucking love tea." - Lao Tzu

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9785 on: January 18, 2016, 03:49:15 pm »

Ghost for President 2016.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9786 on: January 18, 2016, 05:23:46 pm »

Y'have to wonder -- if a ghost was elected president, would Ghost Busters be considered retroactively unpatriotic? Also if exorcists would suddenly find themselves on the terrorist watchlist >_>
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9787 on: January 18, 2016, 05:39:08 pm »

Of course not, they'd be clearly protected by the 2nd Amber to resist the possibility of tyrannical necromaligarchy.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9788 on: January 18, 2016, 06:16:30 pm »

I support the right of all American citizens to own proton packs in order to capture tyrannical ghostlords

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9789 on: January 18, 2016, 06:25:55 pm »

Now now, he (or she, don't want to be necro-sexist) is only tyrannical if they stay on for more than two terms, and/or bodily possess the next president-elect.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9790 on: January 18, 2016, 06:28:04 pm »

Give me two terms and a barrel of ectoplasm and I'll find you a tyrant legally criminal

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9791 on: January 18, 2016, 10:09:34 pm »

Or you could interpret "ghost presidency" as a really extreme form of ghostwriting.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9792 on: January 18, 2016, 10:48:22 pm »

That Feb 26th debate got moved to the 25th and CNN is hosting instead: http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/01/rnc-officially-severs-ties-with-nbc-for-february-debate-217943

Also, Telemundo is still going to be there apparently. I look forward to Trumps immigration policy being torn to shreds.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9793 on: January 19, 2016, 09:19:52 am »

Or you could interpret "ghost presidency" as a really extreme form of ghostwriting.
Well, politicians always seem to claim they're channelling the Founding Fathers. Maybe we should just refer tough Constitutional questions to a Ouija board and ask them directly.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9794 on: January 19, 2016, 11:11:13 am »

Ted cruz has a colering page on his website. i thought that this was the funniest one
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