I would have been more mad if those parts had been at all surprising. Instead it was just a sickening reminder that there's no actual choice. The Republican Party has decided that extremism and sabotaging the government is the best way into power. I have great respect for individual Republicans, but only one of them is running (and only because "multi-party system" is a joke of a pretense in America).
The leader in the polls is an absolute madman. I literally have trouble believing he's an actual candidate. He doesn't even pretend to have substance, only moxie. This is practically the Juggalo President option.
Funny story, at my university we had student government elections, and one guy realized it was legal to run in a mask under a pseudonym. He called himself the Pirate Captain and dressed appropriately. He pointed out that the normal candidates he ran against had accomplished basically nothing, and promised to shake things up.
He won by a landside. Nothing new got done, partially because we literally elected a fucking joke, but at least we had fun with it.
The second-up (19 vs 35) Ted Cruz seems okay on some things, but wants to establish a flat tax and abolish the IRS. Seriously. He also wants to regress gay marriage back to a state issue, which I guess is the best you can expect from these guys.
Marco Rubio... Actually, hell, maybe this one wouldn't be so bad. Yeah he wants to end Obamacare, which sucks. But he's willing to let me marry, even though he doesn't like it (thanks). And he wants to ban abortions after 20 weeks, but that doesn't sound so bad from a republican...
Of course I'd have to ignore the recent ad where he promotes Christianity as his and the nation's foremost priority. Probably just pandering. Fuck's sake though, Catholic John Kennedy had the patriotism to shake the Pope's hand rather than kiss his ring. I wish these republicans had the same balls.
Ben Carson is almost as much a joke as Trump, but he's black so the republicans aren't voting for him. He's a literal brain surgeon yet his talking points are creationism and a tax based on TITHING, JESUS CHRIST. I preferred the Sim City tax plan from that other guy last election.
Next is Jeb Bush at... 4.7 percent? Yeah I'm done.