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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1549307 times)

RedKing

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9360 on: January 07, 2016, 03:06:08 pm »
this man is your friend, he removes Mexican
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9361 on: January 07, 2016, 03:29:49 pm »
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9362 on: January 07, 2016, 03:32:27 pm »
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9363 on: January 07, 2016, 03:38:36 pm »
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Quote from: Amperzand on January 07, 2016, 12:57:39 am
In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.
And we haven't forgotten.....oh no, we haven't forgotten.
*rubs hands together ominously*

Try living in nevada.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9364 on: January 07, 2016, 04:12:30 pm »
Quote from: Shadowlord on January 07, 2016, 03:29:49 pm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/01/06/go-vegan-and-go-home-occupiers-under-siege-from-peta-native-tribe/
See?? They have links to another lame terrorist group! All we need now is for Westboro Baptist to show up, and we could have an Axis of Derp.

They must be getting pretty damn desperate to eat that soy jerky...
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9365 on: January 07, 2016, 05:19:27 pm »
listen

free food that tastes like salmon is the greatest food in the world, and i will never choose another food first if given the option
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9366 on: January 07, 2016, 05:26:29 pm »
I've never tasted a fish that I've liked except for "fish and chips."
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9367 on: January 07, 2016, 06:22:41 pm »
I like salmon.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9368 on: January 07, 2016, 06:24:26 pm »
I love all the seafood that I've eaten, though I don't have it often enough to tell all the fish apart.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9369 on: January 07, 2016, 06:39:03 pm »
I like salmon too. I don't want my jerky to taste like it, just like I wouldn't want mint chocolate jerky.



There's also the sheer irony that PETA was protesting animal-based agriculture by feeding recalcitrant cattle ranchers. Did....did PETA manage to troll itself?
I know two wrongs don't make a right, but this is more of a two wrongs making a WTF?

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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9370 on: January 07, 2016, 07:58:00 pm »
Halibut
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9371 on: January 07, 2016, 08:19:00 pm »
Uh...Did someone cast Summon Bigger Fish, or something?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9372 on: January 07, 2016, 08:29:41 pm »
I love how the native american tribe steps in and claims their land. Indian raid with horses and posion arrows, when?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9373 on: January 07, 2016, 08:50:07 pm »
Against a bunch of guys armed with AR-15s? lol
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9374 on: January 07, 2016, 09:00:30 pm »
Competency and guts is nearly as important as what kind of weaponry is involved. I'd put even odds that a height-of-Indian-Wars Sioux raiding party could likely take them.
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