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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1571221 times)

sluissa

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9345 on: January 07, 2016, 08:15:11 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.
And we haven't forgotten.....oh no, we haven't forgotten.
*rubs hands together ominously*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_where_accidental_nuclear_detonations_occurred#United_States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents

Surprising the number of weapons that have just been lost... and those are just the ones anyone's admitted to.

South Carolina isn't alone though, Ohio, California, New Mexico(Granted, New Mexico has been intentionally nuked along with Nevada, Alaska, Colorado and Mississippi.), Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Maryland, North Carolina, and Arkansas have all had incidents where they could have easily been nuked.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9346 on: January 07, 2016, 11:14:35 am »

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-my home state could have been nuclear'd-
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9347 on: January 07, 2016, 11:27:27 am »

dun worry BiggerFish where fin; for now XD
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9348 on: January 07, 2016, 11:49:59 am »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9350 on: January 07, 2016, 11:56:17 am »

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Was tempted to post this myself.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9351 on: January 07, 2016, 12:14:14 pm »

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The fact that early Sidewinder missiles actually had a habit of tracking into the sun if their sensors got within 20 degrees of it makes this even funnier.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9353 on: January 07, 2016, 01:18:57 pm »

In slightly unrelated news, there is insufficient evidence for Bill Cosby to be charged with a felony in Los Angeles, and the statute of limitations has expired for the misdemeanors they do have evidence for. http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/06/us/bill-cosby-no-charges-los-angeles/index.html
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9354 on: January 07, 2016, 01:26:41 pm »

Obviously, only after this great prediction by said Mexican Warlock, Trump's polls will finally fall.

But, it is more likely that Trump has his own sorcery to counteract the nefarious Mexican voodoo... and with that, his power... and his polls will grow once again.

Don't the Republicans get it?  They need to combine their collective conservativeness a-la Voltron, recruit the Mexican Warlock and call upon the mighty powers of Kim Jong Un to even have a chance of taking on Trump.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9355 on: January 07, 2016, 01:44:45 pm »

Memetic warfare is real.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9356 on: January 07, 2016, 02:29:10 pm »

Mexican Warlock Predicts Trump Will Lose Election
Nate Silver is Mexican?

Did you even look at the link? Looks like one of those gossip sites or something.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9357 on: January 07, 2016, 02:33:12 pm »

Mexican Warlock Predicts Trump Will Lose Election
Nate Silver is Mexican?

Did you even look at the link? Looks like one of those gossip sites or something.

It's a joke implying Nate Silver is a warlock.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9358 on: January 07, 2016, 02:44:33 pm »

Mexican Warlock Predicts Trump Will Lose Election
Nate Silver is Mexican?

Did you even look at the link? Looks like one of those gossip sites or something.

It's a joke implying Nate Silver is a warlock.

Don't Be Silly, Nate Silver is clearly a witch, not a warlock.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9359 on: January 07, 2016, 02:49:07 pm »

Mexican Warlock Predicts Trump Will Lose Election
tupac alive numbr one #1 in mexico ….fuck the usa ,..FUCKk ashol gringo no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong warlock kill all the gringo farm aminal with rap magic now we the mexican rule .ape of the zoo presidantal candidate dolan trump fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and usa wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. mexico greattst countrey
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