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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1586798 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9330 on: January 07, 2016, 12:50:58 am »

Tennessee, on the other hand, should probably be made a penal colony.

Don't you want control of the bourbon wells?

Fuck the Bourbon wells, half the state is made of pot.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9331 on: January 07, 2016, 12:53:19 am »

The Cruz/Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump breakup is inevitable. Cruz has spent his days positioning himself to swoop in when Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump falls, and as Cruz rises in the polls, it's natural that they Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump will target him. The only question is who is better positioned for this fight: Cruz doesn't want it, so Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump risks overextending and directly attacking someone popular with precisely the group of people that is his base, but at the same time Cruz has a lot to risk by being alienated from that same base if Donald "Somebody's doing the raping" Trump's attacks are successful.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9332 on: January 07, 2016, 12:57:39 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9333 on: January 07, 2016, 01:10:21 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.

I still can't get over the fact that we nuked space.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9334 on: January 07, 2016, 01:11:46 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.

I still can't get over the fact that we nuked space.
we also almost nuked the moon.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9336 on: January 07, 2016, 01:19:38 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.

I still can't get over the fact that we nuked space.

It also EMP'd Hawaii when we did that. RIP streelights.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9337 on: January 07, 2016, 01:35:32 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.
And we haven't forgotten.....oh no, we haven't forgotten.
*rubs hands together ominously*
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9339 on: January 07, 2016, 02:48:37 am »

Link seems broken there...

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9340 on: January 07, 2016, 03:01:31 am »

However, since the deciding factor is being a "natural-born citizen" versus "naturalized" they both qualify end-of-discussion.

So basically no unnatural born citizens allowed, eh?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9341 on: January 07, 2016, 03:38:42 am »

unborn citizens are also out.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9342 on: January 07, 2016, 07:30:24 am »

In other news, we almost nuked North Carolina once.
And we haven't forgotten.....oh no, we haven't forgotten.
*rubs hands together ominously*
In all fairness, it was only Goldsboro.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9343 on: January 07, 2016, 07:34:16 am »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9344 on: January 07, 2016, 07:50:54 am »

However, since the deciding factor is being a "natural-born citizen" versus "naturalized" they both qualify end-of-discussion.

The natural born citizen clause is really very open to consideration. I don't think there's any courts cases on it that weren't speculative asides, largely because no one (with one presidential exception who I can look up later, as well as our glorious modern age) has ever made serious noises about the damn thing.
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