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[Loud Whispers]

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!

Just wait for boomers to die :^)

[RedKing]

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!

What Would Jesus Shoot?

[smjjames]

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!

What Would Jesus Shoot?

I know you aren't being literal, but if we went literal and respected the time period, probably crossbow, or maybe use slingshot.

[mainiac]

Unrelated but:

Ouch!

[origamiscienceguy]

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!

What Would Jesus Shoot?

Are you asking for what weapon would he shoot? Or what people?

[Frumple]

Why not both?

[Culise]

I don't know about Jesus, but I know what Lenin shoots.

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Hoops.

[Shadowlord]

You've already heard Trump's amazing proposal to ban all muslims from entering the country... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE:

http://www.npr.org/2015/12/07/458836388/trump-calls-for-total-and-complete-shutdown-of-muslims-entering-u-s

Trump also addressed how people can be radicalized online, suggesting "maybe in certain areas closing that Internet up in some way."

P.S. Great Lenin picture there.

[smjjames]

I had heard in his speech something about internet, but I wasn't sure what he said. Apparently he doesn't understand how the internet works since he wants to (very vaguely) shut off the internet in certain areas or closing off the internet (whatever he means by that) in certain areas.

Theres also that deep or dark internet I've heard about.

I doubt the internet companies would allow that because you can't 'shut off the internet in certain areas'

He's either being a maximal authoritarian or he is pulling stuff from beyond his ass up into his intestinal system, or both.

[Egan_BW]

hahaha. you can't just shut us off, trumpy baby. we're with you forever.

[RedKing]

The Onion nails it, as usual.

[TheBiggerFish]

... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH THATSNOTHOWITWORKSYOUIDIOT
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[RedKing]

... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH THATSNOTHOWITWORKSYOUIDIOT
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Silly American. In Soviet Trumpistan, fish slaps you!

[smjjames]

I keep wondering where his political breakdown point is going to be, if he is even going to have one.

[TheBiggerFish]

... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH THATSNOTHOWITWORKSYOUIDIOT
trump_fish_slap_counter++;

Silly American. In Soviet Trumpistan, fish slaps you!

Yes, PLEASE, TAKE HIM AWAY.