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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1571314 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6330 on: November 10, 2015, 11:02:09 pm »
You heard it here first, folks -- ISIS is Hillary's fault. Putin is Hillary's fault. Netanyahu being a total dick? Hillary's fault.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6331 on: November 10, 2015, 11:02:25 pm »
Cruz hears the buzzer and continues "I'll give you an example!"
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6332 on: November 10, 2015, 11:02:50 pm »
Cruz demands an end to the horrifying nature of modern America, where Congressional representatives are immune in law like the nobility of old.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6333 on: November 10, 2015, 11:03:52 pm »
But how will our allies in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth respect us?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6334 on: November 10, 2015, 11:04:51 pm »
Corporate inversions are more than just companies leaving. It's moving their HQs offshore and making their US operations a subsidiary so that they can move the profit up to the top for better taxes.

And I agree with Trump that it needs to be smacked down hard.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6335 on: November 10, 2015, 11:05:05 pm »
Rand Paul is going to do a lot of things first when he's president.

"There have been times when the carbon in the atmosphere has been higher"
Apparently Paul has been sitting on cutting edge research.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6336 on: November 10, 2015, 11:05:38 pm »
Rand Paul wants to repeal the clean power act.....
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6337 on: November 10, 2015, 11:06:25 pm »
And apparently warm our cities with the global warming that doesn't exist...

Which the audience cheered.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6338 on: November 10, 2015, 11:06:31 pm »
Ron Paul harkens back to the age of carbon being higher than today. He is, of course, referring to the Carboniferous Period 400 million years ago. Drill baby drill!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6339 on: November 10, 2015, 11:07:23 pm »
Paul just lost a ton of votes (well, he never really had them anyway) by claiming the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6340 on: November 10, 2015, 11:07:27 pm »
Did Bush just agree with Obamas energy policies? heh
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6341 on: November 10, 2015, 11:07:30 pm »
You all remember this the next time you scoff at me for saying we need radical population reduction to survive the 21st century. They say to burn and be fat, and the audience cheers them on as they spray cheese into their mouths.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6342 on: November 10, 2015, 11:09:21 pm »
The derp is getting so strong that it's freezing up my laptop.


How is talking about ISIS, Syria and Putin sticking to "just business issues"?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6343 on: November 10, 2015, 11:10:38 pm »
Bush said that he agreed with Obamas energy policies and yet says that Clinton wants to suppress them.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6344 on: November 10, 2015, 11:10:49 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on November 10, 2015, 11:09:21 pm
The derp is getting so strong that it's freezing up my laptop.


Me too!
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