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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1549700 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6240 on: November 10, 2015, 09:55:45 pm »

The fuck on the question given to Carson?

It's like Who's Line is it Anyway, the facts are made up and the questions dont matter.

So the only tax deduction Paul will keep is the home mortgage one, the very worst one and the one we would be best off just deleting immediately.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6241 on: November 10, 2015, 09:57:26 pm »

Wow, these guys are trashing millionaires all of a sudden.


So....if you abolish the IRS, who the fuck is going to tell if I paid my taxes?

EDIT: So Cruz is suggesting a 16% import tariff and calling it a tax?

DOUBLE EDIT: DAFUQ?? Did he just say he would eliminate the DOE? Does he even understand what the DOE does?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6242 on: November 10, 2015, 10:00:03 pm »

He said Department of Commerce twice.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6243 on: November 10, 2015, 10:00:44 pm »

He said Department of Commerce twice.
Thank you, I thought I heard that too, but I've started drinking so I wasn't sure if it was just me.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6244 on: November 10, 2015, 10:00:50 pm »

EDIT: Another question to Mainiac- are there any actual benefits to a "flat tax" or is it just magical numbers that Republicans love to cite?

Robust yacht industry.

IDK man, not really my area of expertise.  I think it would be disastrous.

Bonus answer:
Mainiacs plan to balance the budget in 4 years.
Step 1: Abolish the home mortgage tax deduction.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6245 on: November 10, 2015, 10:01:37 pm »

What does that deduction do thats so terrible?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6246 on: November 10, 2015, 10:01:45 pm »

Wow, these guys are trashing millionaires all of a sudden.


So....if you abolish the IRS, who the fuck is going to tell if I paid my taxes?

EDIT: So Cruz is suggesting a 16% import tariff and calling it a tax?

DOUBLE EDIT: DAFUQ?? Did he just say he would eliminate the DOE? Does he even understand what the DOE does?

I think so, and also 24 other agencies or something.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6247 on: November 10, 2015, 10:02:44 pm »

Props to Rubio for pulling a reverse "think about the children!" defense. Only in this case it's a "think about the parents".
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6248 on: November 10, 2015, 10:03:27 pm »

I'm curious whether Rubio's "pro-family tax code" includes single parents.
Or same-sex parents.


Paul: Those greedy "welfare moms and dads"!
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« Reply #6249 on: November 10, 2015, 10:04:08 pm »

Rand Paul waxes philosophical.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6250 on: November 10, 2015, 10:05:55 pm »

Yep, I was going to go buy a hat today, but then I got too scared of a beheading in Syria so I stayed home.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6251 on: November 10, 2015, 10:06:14 pm »

Marco calls Rand Paul an isolationist and gets chants of 'Marco!' from the crowd.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6252 on: November 10, 2015, 10:06:18 pm »

What does that deduction do thats so terrible?

It's just a very inefficient subsidy.  You pay for part of people's houses so the prices of houses are higher.  If you were willing to pay $250k for a house but the government agrees to pay %10, you are willing to pay $275k for that house.  And it's a very expensive subsidy, it costs more then 400 billion a year.

Rand Paul waxes philosophical.

And someone finally calls him out for this.  Rubio sure is happy right now.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6253 on: November 10, 2015, 10:07:21 pm »

He has the worst segue to go with the worst joke award.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6254 on: November 10, 2015, 10:07:54 pm »

Awww shit...Cruz is going to get a horse head in his bed, courtesy of Big Sugar.

Aaaand Fiorina finds a way to stick in zero-based budgeting, her favorite catchphrase.
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