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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1587035 times)

RedKing

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9465 on: January 11, 2016, 11:39:08 am »

Hard to make a pantheon if it's just one guy with a bunch of alts.
It's Pantheism, not Pathosism.

Although the Sisters of the Sacred Sock Puppet is a religious order I could endorse.



I volunteer for the "grouchy elder god" slot, a la Cronus/Saturn. Because of my age, not because I secretly harbor a desire to devour any of you.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9466 on: January 11, 2016, 11:40:15 am »

Shouldn't Vector get that post? :P
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9467 on: January 11, 2016, 12:18:01 pm »

Huh. I'm mod of the Mafia subforum....does that make me Tzeentch?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9468 on: January 11, 2016, 12:22:27 pm »

Probably - or the God of luck, gambling, deception, and thievery.

The position of God of warfare and violence would probably go to MZ. What other positions are needed?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9469 on: January 11, 2016, 12:26:25 pm »

A trickster god, a la Loki or Coyote? I'm guessing that would be our pre-eminent shitposter.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9470 on: January 11, 2016, 12:26:56 pm »

Boss Toad. Probably three-toe and k... something or other. Can't forget sirus, either -- he's the goddess of prostitutes and trucking. Jifo-whatsit probably deserves something.

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Seriously though, this kind of speculation is... probably not for the best. It is the path to shipping charts and pointless self-aggrandizement. Make a thread for it or somethin'. I think there's been a couple along those lines over in FG&RP or summat.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9471 on: January 11, 2016, 12:28:13 pm »

Good point. It's not a derail that belongs in this thread, certainly.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9472 on: January 11, 2016, 12:31:12 pm »

Oh, way to derail the derail, guys....

It's not like there's anything worth talking about in US politics right now.

Well, other than Hillary's polling lead nationally going from 15-16% down to 4%. But then, that's one poll and it could be an outlier.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9473 on: January 11, 2016, 12:34:30 pm »

But I love self-aggrandizement!
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9474 on: January 11, 2016, 12:35:52 pm »

Self-aggrandizement is what will Make America Great Again.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9475 on: January 11, 2016, 12:37:33 pm »

MSH confirmed for Trump's account.
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9476 on: January 11, 2016, 12:39:05 pm »

Any thread is improved ~80% by the addition of shipping charts. Especially politics threads.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9477 on: January 11, 2016, 12:45:53 pm »

Any thread is improved ~80% by the addition of shipping charts. Especially politics threads.
Shit, I didn't forget it was opposite day.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9478 on: January 11, 2016, 12:53:37 pm »

No, it is most definitely not opposite day.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9479 on: January 11, 2016, 12:58:17 pm »

That's exactly the sort of thing you'd say on opposite day.
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