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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1580776 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8280 on: December 15, 2015, 10:37:37 pm »

Carson to be arrested for offering operational advice to ISIS when?

I'm sure the airstrip info already well known by the local ISIS people.

I see the longstanding tradition of giving no fucks abut the bell is continuing.

It should have been a loud gong IMO.

I can't even HEAR the bell on the TV.
They need to get an actual gong up there. Not just the sound effect, a giant gong manned by burly men wearing nothing but harem pants and oil. When time is called, the debaters would be too distracted by the glistening manflesh rippling across the stage to keep babbling.

That's some wierd imagery with liquid manflesh rippling accross the stage.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8281 on: December 15, 2015, 10:38:25 pm »

"Nobody in the Middle East is doing anything about refugees!" Except the 2 million in Jordan, the hundreds of thousands in Turkey, the tens of thousands in Lebanon....
Coincidentally countries with porous borders and loadsa foreign aid
I don't think humanitarian spirit is why they've taken more than Saudi Arabia or Israel

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8282 on: December 15, 2015, 10:39:01 pm »

So Christie's answer is basically "Fuck the Bible"?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8283 on: December 15, 2015, 10:41:39 pm »

@LW: I didn't ascribe reasons to it, just that other nations in the region are sharing the burden, and a considerably HUGE burden compared to us.

Jordan and Lebanon in particular, I think, are doing it out of some sense of brotherhood. Remember that prior to WWII, that whole region was Anglo-French colonies, unlike Saudi Arabia. Israel was part of the British mandate, but there's plenty of reasons why Israel would block Syrians coming in and why Syrians would not want to go to Israel.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8284 on: December 15, 2015, 10:42:46 pm »

Trump praised the wall in Israel. And it got applause!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8285 on: December 15, 2015, 10:43:19 pm »

Let's just invade china into helping us.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8286 on: December 15, 2015, 10:43:55 pm »

Trump praised the wall in Israel. And it got applause!
You are surprised?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8287 on: December 15, 2015, 10:44:32 pm »

Fiorina was channeling that Trump "China China China" video there.

And did Carson say we could contain Putin?


EDIT: Wait, did Christie just say that we don't hide things from the American people? Bwahahahaha.....


So....Trump doesn't understand what the hell the nuclear triad is.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8288 on: December 15, 2015, 10:49:51 pm »

We have to have some really buff and powerful dude taking care of our nukes. Also I opposed the invasion of Iraq, which is relevant to this question.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8289 on: December 15, 2015, 10:50:36 pm »

Trump's response is "Wow, nukes are bigtime."

Rubio's response is "I'd upgrade everything"
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« Reply #8290 on: December 15, 2015, 10:50:45 pm »

Are we calling it Servergate, these days?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8291 on: December 15, 2015, 10:51:43 pm »

Holy shit, that was kind of a nice save on Trump's part.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8292 on: December 15, 2015, 10:52:44 pm »

Trump figures "Meh, I'm winning again in Iowa so Cruz is a good kid. But if he starts going back up in the polls, he's a shithead maniac."

Likewise, "Meh....I'm winning in the polls, so sure I'll run as a Republican."
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« Reply #8293 on: December 15, 2015, 10:53:36 pm »

Are we calling it Servergate, these days?
everything is gate now days isn't it. i cant wait for gategate
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8294 on: December 15, 2015, 10:53:41 pm »

It's just amazing that he showed a resemblance to humility, even for a moment.
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