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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1579291 times)

RedKing

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8175 on: December 15, 2015, 07:01:06 pm »
Graham so far is the only one that doesn't sound like a pure xenophobe, which is surprising considering that Pataki is in the room.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8176 on: December 15, 2015, 07:01:20 pm »
Here's my list :

1- Graham
2- Pataki
3- Paul
4- Kasich
5- Huckabee
6- Fiorina
7- Carson
8- Santorum
9- Bush
10-Christie
11-Cruz
12-Trump
El Presidente Rubio

And now it's back to lurking for me.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8177 on: December 15, 2015, 07:01:55 pm »
Graham is acting kind of weird, maybe he really will drop on stage.

EDIT: Graham confirmed for flip phone #FlipForJesus
« Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 07:03:27 pm by MetalSlimeHunt »
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8178 on: December 15, 2015, 07:04:19 pm »
I don't think Huckabee understands what "ideologically" means.

EDIT: I....what? Are there a bunch of Daesh coming to the US to get married? Is this a thing?
« Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 07:06:09 pm by RedKing »
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8179 on: December 15, 2015, 07:04:51 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 15, 2015, 07:01:55 pm
Graham is acting kind of weird, maybe he really will drop on stage.

By wierd, do you mean taking a more serious stance?

Also, Huckabee quotes Obama wrong, he said that 9 hours after calling ISIS a JV team, theres a massacre in Paris.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8180 on: December 15, 2015, 07:06:49 pm »
I was referring to the whole kind of non-sequitur "thank you for your service" comment to American Muslim armed forces members.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8181 on: December 15, 2015, 07:07:15 pm »
Did Santorum suddenly get paler? Wierd.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8182 on: December 15, 2015, 07:08:35 pm »
Is this a call for crusade?  Quick, somebody hire all three holy orders before Santorum can!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8183 on: December 15, 2015, 07:08:41 pm »
Santorum says there are "theological" reasons to stay out of Syria?




EDIT: Ohhhhh....he's afraid that if we get into a fight in the Valley of Megiddo, the Prophecy will be fulfilled and the seas shall turn to blood, the sun shall become as sackcloth, etc.

But wait....aren't you fuckers the ones that usually WANT Armageddon?
« Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 07:11:48 pm by RedKing »
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8184 on: December 15, 2015, 07:09:14 pm »
This just in Muslims are the Borg and Caliphates are control nodes, according to Santorum.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8185 on: December 15, 2015, 07:11:08 pm »
Is it me or are Santorum and Graham taking pains to not look at each other while responding to each other?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8186 on: December 15, 2015, 07:11:15 pm »
"Dead men don't preach anything"


Mmmmhm. Martyrdom isn't a thing.




Wait? Crusade? What's the pay like?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8187 on: December 15, 2015, 07:12:37 pm »
You demand the fruits of Mammon instead of Deus Vult?!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8188 on: December 15, 2015, 07:13:27 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on December 15, 2015, 07:11:15 pm
Wait? Crusade? What's the pay like?

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #8189 on: December 15, 2015, 07:14:37 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on December 15, 2015, 07:13:27 pm
I believe your credit card debts will get forgiven in heaven.

Plus whatever you can carry with you. It's not looting and pillaging if you do it to filthy infidels after all.
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