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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1570280 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7425 on: December 07, 2015, 08:27:16 pm »

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7426 on: December 07, 2015, 08:48:55 pm »

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7427 on: December 07, 2015, 08:51:14 pm »

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!
What Would Jesus Shoot?

I know you aren't being literal, but if we went literal and respected the time period, probably crossbow, or maybe use slingshot.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7428 on: December 07, 2015, 09:03:22 pm »

Unrelated but:

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7429 on: December 07, 2015, 09:07:50 pm »

Okay but when is Trump going to ban Christians? There are so many more of them and they all seem to have massive stockpiles of guns and ammo!
What Would Jesus Shoot?
Are you asking for what weapon would he shoot? Or what people?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7430 on: December 07, 2015, 09:21:29 pm »

Why not both?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7431 on: December 07, 2015, 09:26:08 pm »

I don't know about Jesus, but I know what Lenin shoots.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7432 on: December 07, 2015, 09:41:46 pm »

You've already heard Trump's amazing proposal to ban all muslims from entering the country... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE:

http://www.npr.org/2015/12/07/458836388/trump-calls-for-total-and-complete-shutdown-of-muslims-entering-u-s

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Trump also addressed how people can be radicalized online, suggesting "maybe in certain areas closing that Internet up in some way."

P.S. Great Lenin picture there.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7433 on: December 07, 2015, 09:58:06 pm »

I had heard in his speech something about internet, but I wasn't sure what he said. Apparently he doesn't understand how the internet works since he wants to (very vaguely) shut off the internet in certain areas or closing off the internet (whatever he means by that) in certain areas.

Theres also that deep or dark internet I've heard about.

I doubt the internet companies would allow that because you can't 'shut off the internet in certain areas'

He's either being a maximal authoritarian or he is pulling stuff from beyond his ass up into his intestinal system, or both.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7434 on: December 07, 2015, 10:00:44 pm »

hahaha. you can't just shut us off, trumpy baby. we're with you forever.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7436 on: December 07, 2015, 10:06:05 pm »

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7437 on: December 07, 2015, 10:11:45 pm »

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7438 on: December 07, 2015, 10:34:38 pm »

I keep wondering where his political breakdown point is going to be, if he is even going to have one.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7439 on: December 07, 2015, 10:35:46 pm »

... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH THATSNOTHOWITWORKSYOUIDIOT
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