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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1545195 times)

Strife26

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7335 on: December 06, 2015, 06:36:07 pm »

If someone called DU ordinance tactical nukes, they're either trying to lie to you or idiots.

And as far as toxicity goes, it's really not much worse than most heavy metals once they get in your body. Radiation is under the risk of hanging around bananas, and pyrophoric tendencies make it so effective for killing things underneath armor.

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7336 on: December 06, 2015, 06:54:33 pm »

Really, time and again, science has proven that having heavy metals enter the body is not conducive to health. This is especially true when the dosage is taken via a high-force intrusive insertion. You would think we'd stop using this as our principle method of delivery after a few thousand years of field studies -- there were quite a few proponents of oral delivery methods in ancient culinary traditions -- but it's proven too popular among professional metallic delivery technicians.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7337 on: December 06, 2015, 06:58:04 pm »

On the bright side Syrian glass exports would have good business

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« Reply #7338 on: December 06, 2015, 07:59:01 pm »

Really, time and again, science has proven that having heavy metals enter the body is not conducive to health. This is especially true when the dosage is taken via a high-force intrusive insertion. You would think we'd stop using this as our principle method of delivery after a few thousand years of field studies -- there were quite a few proponents of oral delivery methods in ancient culinary traditions -- but it's proven too popular among professional metallic delivery technicians.

Yeah. Even before current high-force methods, battlefield surgeons were big on the whole "use surgical tools made of heavy metal for amputations" thing even though it didn't really solve anything.
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« Reply #7339 on: December 06, 2015, 09:15:47 pm »

Really, time and again, science has proven that having heavy metals enter the body is not conducive to health. This is especially true when the dosage is taken via a high-force intrusive insertion. You would think we'd stop using this as our principle method of delivery after a few thousand years of field studies -- there were quite a few proponents of oral delivery methods in ancient culinary traditions -- but it's proven too popular among professional metallic delivery technicians.

Yeah. Even before current high-force methods, battlefield surgeons were big on the whole "use surgical tools made of heavy metal for amputations" thing even though it didn't really solve anything.

I wonder what the whole rationale on that was? Not like lead would make a very good material to cut things with.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7340 on: December 06, 2015, 09:24:22 pm »

Just wondering, how many of you are in favor of bombing isis oil fields?
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« Reply #7341 on: December 06, 2015, 09:28:46 pm »

Aren't we already doing that? I know we're bombing their oil trucks and all that though.

I guess it depends on whether it's tactically and/or stratgetically worth it, though the origional owners would prefer them intact obviously.
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« Reply #7342 on: December 06, 2015, 09:34:11 pm »

I don't think we are, for fear of killing innocent workers and global warming.
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« Reply #7343 on: December 06, 2015, 09:34:29 pm »

Obama game an oval office speech. its over but they have a youtube video of it and its about 45 minutes.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/12/06/458688770/watch-live-president-obama-addresses-the-country
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7344 on: December 06, 2015, 09:38:01 pm »

Just wondering, how many of you are in favor of bombing isis oil fields?

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I don't think we are, for fear of killing innocent workers and global warming.
The former is mitigated and the latter quite neglible

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« Reply #7345 on: December 06, 2015, 09:55:41 pm »

Just wondering, how many of you are in favor of bombing isis oil fields?

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Do it, make black winter for cheeki bandits now

I don't think we are, for fear of killing innocent workers and global warming.
The former is mitigated and the latter quite neglible
Are we doing it then? Or is Obama holding back for bull**** reasons like Global Warming again?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7346 on: December 06, 2015, 10:25:25 pm »

Really, time and again, science has proven that having heavy metals enter the body is not conducive to health. This is especially true when the dosage is taken via a high-force intrusive insertion. You would think we'd stop using this as our principle method of delivery after a few thousand years of field studies -- there were quite a few proponents of oral delivery methods in ancient culinary traditions -- but it's proven too popular among professional metallic delivery technicians.
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« Reply #7347 on: December 06, 2015, 10:28:24 pm »

Mmmmm... Salt of Saturn. The ORIGINAL no-calorie sweetener!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #7348 on: December 06, 2015, 10:33:08 pm »

Are we doing it then? Or is Obama holding back for bull**** reasons like Global Warming again?
I dunno but the UK's been bombing their oil fields for the past 3 days
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« Reply #7349 on: December 06, 2015, 10:45:24 pm »

If you guys want to take responsibility the heat for collateral damage from your own stuff, that's totally fine with me.
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