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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1586813 times)

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6345 on: November 10, 2015, 11:10:56 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on November 10, 2015, 11:06:31 pm
Ron Paul harkens back to the age of carbon being higher than today. He is, of course, referring to the Carboniferous Period 400 million years ago. Drill baby drill!

I for one am eager to return to the good old days of the Paleozoic era.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6346 on: November 10, 2015, 11:11:31 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on November 10, 2015, 11:09:21 pm
The derp is getting so strong that it's freezing up my laptop.


How is talking about ISIS, Syria and Putin sticking to "just business issues"?

I think they said they would mix it up.
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6347 on: November 10, 2015, 11:13:21 pm »
Yeah, the Fox flash player definitely has a massive memory leak coming from it. Close and reopen your tab every twenty minutes or so.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6348 on: November 10, 2015, 11:13:32 pm »
Fiorina: FEARMONGER! FEARMONGER! FEARMONGER!

That's her closing statement.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6349 on: November 10, 2015, 11:16:22 pm »
Carson looking to end on a high note.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6350 on: November 10, 2015, 11:17:06 pm »
That's a nice downer of a closing statement Carson :P The audience looked like they were barely clapping with that one.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6351 on: November 10, 2015, 11:17:23 pm »
Trump isn't corruptible by big money from special interests.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6352 on: November 10, 2015, 11:18:13 pm »
Closing Statements

Kasich: Not listening, not listening...
Cruz: I'm no pantywaist cocksucker, you hear? I'm the next Ronald Regan! #Cruz
Rubio: We can corporatize the American Dream and make it the new portfolio stock. #NoBeRubio
Carson: Look at my stats, abortionists and liberal-fascists right?
Trump: I don't need your fucking hashtag money, I'm the big dick here.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6353 on: November 10, 2015, 11:18:18 pm »
CLOSING STATEMENTS:

Paul: CONSERVE ALL THE THINGS!
Kasich: If the Democrats win, my 16-year old nubile daughters will be selling their lithe, winsome bodies on the street.
Fiorina: Imagine a Clinton Presidency...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Bush: I'm going to fix the VA. That's all.
Cruz: My dad was on a boat. Look away. Now look back. The boat is now an American diamond.
Rubio: For the first time, America is in doubt, because we've NEVER HAD A BAD PRESIDENT BEFORE.
Carson: While we've been standing here, shit been going down out there. I stabbed five people just during the commercial break!
Trump: Hillary Clinton. Worst. Secretary. Ever.

Cavuto: Thank you, you bunch of pushy assholes for talking over each other all the time and making my life a living hell.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6354 on: November 10, 2015, 11:19:41 pm »
LOLFAIL on the post-game analysis...Carson showed more energy? Than what, a snail on qualuudes?

And cue the bashing on Kasich for being a non-ideologue.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6355 on: November 10, 2015, 11:20:40 pm »
Whelp, that's two hours I could have been drinking but instead I spent killing brain cells.
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Quote from: misko27 on October 20, 2016, 10:52:51 pm
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6356 on: November 10, 2015, 11:21:01 pm »
I was doing both.


EDIT: Who is this cockmonger? Carson wins, Fiorina 2nd place? And Bush and Kasich were incoherent?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6357 on: November 10, 2015, 11:21:53 pm »
I've been drinking habanero-infused pickle brine. No, seriously, I have.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6358 on: November 10, 2015, 11:22:31 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on November 10, 2015, 11:19:41 pm
LOLFAIL on the post-game analysis...Carson showed more energy? Than what, a snail on qualuudes?

And cue the bashing on Kasich for being a non-ideologue.

Carson wasn't very active in this debate, only slightly more than Bush, who is sinking faster than the Titanic.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/live-from-milwaukee/2015/11/who-got-the-most-time-215732
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #6359 on: November 10, 2015, 11:23:05 pm »
These guys can't stop themselves from slobbering Rubio's knob fast enough. Must be those dashing good looks.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.
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