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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1584828 times)

smjjames

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4755 on: October 01, 2015, 09:35:09 pm »

The fact the guy came from the deep filth pit of the internet isn't surprising anybody though.....
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4756 on: October 01, 2015, 09:53:19 pm »

"REEEEE", a held sound that some of them use to force people to do what they want.
The only thing that would force me to do is punch the user in the throat, negating their ability to make that noise ever again.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4757 on: October 01, 2015, 09:55:52 pm »

"REEEEE", a held sound that some of them use to force people to do what they want.
The only thing that would force me to do is punch the user in the throat, negating their ability to make that noise ever again.
Or any noise, for that matter.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4758 on: October 01, 2015, 10:07:30 pm »

"REEEEE", a held sound that some of them use to force people to do what they want.
The only thing that would force me to do is punch the user in the throat, negating their ability to make that noise ever again.
Or any noise, for that matter.
And nothing of value was lost.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4759 on: October 01, 2015, 10:58:36 pm »

"REEEEE", a held sound that some of them use to force people to do what they want.
The only thing that would force me to do is punch the user in the throat, negating their ability to make that noise ever again.

Heh, being hard of hearing and wearing hearingaids, I'd just turn off my hearingaids, ha!
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4760 on: October 02, 2015, 12:18:04 am »

"REEEEE", a held sound that some of them use to force people to do what they want.
The only thing that would force me to do is punch the user in the throat, negating their ability to make that noise ever again.

Heh, being hard of hearing and wearing hearingaids, I'd just turn off my hearingaids, ha!
I guess I could try to outdo him with an 80's hair metal scream, ala Iron Maiden.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4761 on: October 02, 2015, 12:51:46 am »

The /r9k/ shit makes it so much worse.  This is just like that red-piller who posted on youtube before his shooting.  If God were real, some popular musclebro would've beaten him into a coma the moment he pulled out a gun.

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4762 on: October 02, 2015, 12:54:35 am »

Apparently he also played out the Columbine "ask people if they're Christians and then shoot them" myth, and even though nonreligious people will take the flak anyway, the report that's out now said he identified as wiccan.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4763 on: October 02, 2015, 06:31:44 am »

Like Obama, I don't even have a fuck to give anymore.
Though apparently, he did show some signs of anger in his speech. Cue Republicans saying "Obama out of control! We can't have a President with roid rage!"

In a just world, the next twenty mass shootings will all happen at NRA conventions.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4764 on: October 02, 2015, 06:52:43 am »

In a just world, the next twenty mass shootings will all happen at NRA conventions.

The first shooter will be gunned down within seconds by a conscientious, well-armed citizen, who will then be gunned down by the first conscientious citizen to notice some madman shooting a fellow conscientious well-armed citizen for no reason. He will be gunned down by two other citizens, and each will be gunned down by another citizen in turn, and so on until the bullet storm front reaches the unarmed citizenry of the surrounding area.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4765 on: October 02, 2015, 07:49:25 am »

Nah. NRA conventions have watertight security with full-body check-ups, metal detectors, and bomb dogs.

I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4766 on: October 02, 2015, 07:53:23 am »

Don't most schools too these days though?
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« Reply #4767 on: October 02, 2015, 09:04:11 am »

looks like people are finally catching on to not plastering the gunman name everywhere.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/10/02/445246613/never-utter-his-name-official-says-of-gunman-in-oregon-shooting
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« Reply #4768 on: October 02, 2015, 09:26:39 am »

looks like people are finally catching on to not plastering the gunman name everywhere.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/10/02/445246613/never-utter-his-name-official-says-of-gunman-in-oregon-shooting
Now I'm curious what his name is...
http://libertynews.com/2015/10/breaking-ucc-campus-shooters-name-announced-confirmed/

Chris Harper Mercer, now his name will forever be stained in this post.
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