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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1570891 times)

penguinofhonor

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4605 on: September 25, 2015, 05:19:25 pm »

In apocalypse news, Pope Francis performed an interfaith ceremony at the 9/11 memorial as a step towards the creation of One World Religion. Today at his meeting with the UN it is expected that New World Order will be set into motion. Prepare yourselves, friends.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4606 on: September 25, 2015, 05:30:22 pm »

He's also floated this idea of "terrorist babies", basically taking the anchor baby rhetoric and wedding it to the idea of Islamist sleeper agents, and claiming that groups like Hamas, Hezbollah and ISIS are sending young pregnant Arab women to the US to give birth, then taking the baby back to their home country to train them as terrorists. The thinking goes that with their US citizenship, these children would be able to bypass security measures in say, 15-20 years' time. Because no US citizens go through security checks in the US, especially those of Arab ethnicity.  ::)
Dude is bonafide crazypants. Which makes him an ideal candidate.
Don't you need to have medical approval if you are in late stage pregnancy before even getting on a flight? Unless I'm wrong, only premature births would slip pass already existing security controls

No, no...here's how it would work in theory:

1. Pregnant Arab female (doesn't have to be late stage, could be 3-4 months) flies to US, maybe on a tourist/student visa.
2. Female stays long enough to give birth. By jus soli, the child is a US citizen. And jus sanguinis, they're a citizen of the mother's country. So dual citizenship.
3. Mother returns to Arabistan with child in tow.
4. Evil brainwashing Islamists groom the child to be a jihadi for two decades.
5. Now-grown child returns to US and (and this is where shit breaks down) somehow stays off the radar because he's a US citizen.
6. BOOM
7. PROFIT/Allahu akbar!

The thing is...even dual citizens of Arab extraction, coming from an Arab country, are going to be flagged for scrutiny. Yeah, that's racial profiling, but let's face it...it's going to happen.

I suppose they could come over and wait several years before doing anything suspicious, but damn....if ISIS is planning all this on a 30-year timescale, there are better use of resources.


In apocalypse news, Pope Francis performed an interfaith ceremony at the 9/11 memorial as a step towards the creation of One World Religion. Today at his meeting with the UN it is expected that New World Order will be set into motion. Prepare yourselves, friends.

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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4607 on: September 25, 2015, 05:34:57 pm »

Why can't you make Supernanny speaker of the house?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4608 on: September 25, 2015, 05:38:36 pm »

"Now everyone knows why John Boehner is always crying."

I will miss John Boehner. His constant tears are an American symbol.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4610 on: September 25, 2015, 06:07:23 pm »

I did not see that coming.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4611 on: September 25, 2015, 06:08:02 pm »

"Now everyone knows why John Boehner is always crying."

I will miss John Boehner. His constant tears are an American symbol.
Can we plz stop using Before It's News as a source. Their articles' spin makes my brain hurt.

Although this one, with it's "Pope's wise words make U.S. leaders realize their satanic ways" spin, wonderfully clashes with the "Pope is the Devil come to detroy America" spin from the other one.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4612 on: September 25, 2015, 06:08:29 pm »

And with boehner stepping down, the unmedicated virility of the house has reduced by 98%. There's none left, jim. They've all gone home.

Now we get to see what they do when they're trying to overcompensate. Should be fun terrifying funrifying?

Also... ree, you're actually reading those things? Why would you do that to yourself?
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4613 on: September 25, 2015, 06:13:24 pm »

I started reading before getting suspicious then looking at the URL. I'm not a frequenter of the site so i just took it for a regular news article for the first paragraph or two, then it was "Oh shit, it's beforeitsnew.com, no wonder it's wacky!"

I'm no fool, I get all my information from infowars and prisonplanet.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4614 on: September 25, 2015, 06:19:01 pm »

... well, it was a mostly rhetorical question, but not checking the url before following does comfortably explain the behavior. Terrible habit, that, but to each their goatse ridden own.
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« Reply #4615 on: September 25, 2015, 06:22:59 pm »


I'm done for now. I just really liked that quote.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4616 on: September 26, 2015, 02:07:19 pm »

This is HUGE. Also expected, but still shocking in its own right. With Boehner going out, the question of who will lead the deeply, deeply fractious republican house, and how, is in the air. Boehner was the party guy, the adult in the room who represented the establishment and mediated (albeit poorly) with the FREEDOM CAUCUS. He was literally responsible for how much the Republicans swung between reason and madness, and his replacement will have to do the same.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4617 on: September 26, 2015, 02:36:32 pm »

Not really.  He just took some of the less childish behavior and got it labeled adult.  It wasn't though.  His agenda was deeply irresponsible and has done a lot of long term damage to our country.  I expect exactly the same from whatever corporate shill replaces him.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4618 on: September 26, 2015, 08:36:50 pm »

This is YUUUUUGE. Great guy, John Boehner, but a terrible Speaker. I mean, total loser. Why do we even have a Speaker anyway? When I'm President, we'll have a Shouter of the House. America doesn't speak quietly.
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Re: American Election Megathread- Voting Trump/Wallace in '168
« Reply #4619 on: September 28, 2015, 01:29:41 pm »

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/09/28/444163951/president-obama-to-address-u-n-before-meeting-with-putin
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Obama ended his speech on a hopeful note: Governments, he said, are made stronger by reflecting the goodness of their people, instead of fearing and repressing them.

Democracy, he said, is a "practical necessity in this interconnected world."

A country that gives its people Democracy and free speech and freedom of assembly and dignity, he said, is strong not weak. And the same is true of a world that chooses diplomacy over armed conflict.
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